The Sex Book

This, if you think, is the updated Karma Sutra, you are 'so last-season.'

Ok, as if I could talk like this when the only thing hip in my wardrobe are my hipsters of last century.

But seriously, what's not to fall in love with the show and the movies?

The scripts are amazing. The emotional depth is deeper than the pockets of the fictional best friends who tote around in everything within Valentino's tax bracket.

Now we all want a life like that don't we?

Now, just in time for the holiday season, introducing the newly released DVD, Sound track and the coffee table book that waxes lyrical about all the product endorsements in the bling bling movie.

What's not to like?

Go get it pronto and lavish in fictitious luxury! Just like we all like it, sans the hefty credit card bills of course.

Sarah Jessica Parker is, afterall, only the 10th most profitable movie star in Hollywood and those Loubotins don't come cheap. Or rented.

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A Tasty Good Time

Creamy . Delicious. And doesn't cost much .

It definitely is a bread-and-butter must have for any one discerning.

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Black Hole

The endless Pleasures of what the Japanese can do .

Now the exclusive just got seriously limited -Ed.

The Flip hole in Black.

Nothing could be more appealing than sophisticated Black (or Stylish white) .

So getting another this one as well!

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Cotton Colored Candy Fun

Pink and Evil !



Read on
The Countess (of Erotica and Sensuality) as she coos her review :

" I am lucky enough to own two of Belladonna's Evil Pink Vibrators, and I like both of them. (Yeah, I'm sure you feel so oh oh oh so lucky!)

This review is for Belladonna's Evil Pink Vibrator - Bumpy. I was so excited when my box of Belladonna toys arrived.
The Belladonna's Evil Pink Vibrator - BUMPY came in a little clear and pink box with a naked smiling woman on it who invited me to open the box and grab the little treasure inside. And what a treasure it was!

Made of soft Sil-A Gel, the Belladonna's Evil Pink Vibrator - Bumpy is just over five inches of cotton candy colored fun. Aside of the inviting color, I noticed the delightful smell; it smells like bubble gum. The Belladonna's Evil Pink Vibrator - Bumpy has a "new sex toy" smell about it that is very pleasant.

So, even before I put batteries in it and use it, I'm already impressed with this delightful sex toy.

Since the Belladonna's Evil Pink Vibrator - Bumpy may be used in the water, I tried it both sitting on my couch (my favorite place to use vibrators next to the bed) and in the shower. (Ewwww! Does anyone else sit on that dirty stained couch? "Hmmm, this couch smells funky")

After rubbing on a little lubricant, Belladonna's Evil Pink Vibrator - Bumpy slid right in. The bumpy shaft felt wonderful sliding in and out of me, and in the shower it was even more fun. There's nothing quite as much fun as getting it on in the shower or bath, and Belladonna's Evil Pink Vibrator - Bumpy made the experience very pleasant. (just remember not to waste water, ok?)

This vibrator's vibrations can be very gentle or very intense. I prefer intense. (Of course.)

Belladonna's Evil Pink Vibrator - Bumpy was made to slide in and out to take advantage of that bumpy shaft,

and the orgasms I get from it are out of this world.

Plus that delightful cotton candy color and bubble gum smell of the silicone can't be beat.

(Perhaps, she can put it in her mouth too and have some oral fun? Nice...)

Belladonna's Evil Pink Vibrator - Bumpy is small so I can stash it in my luggage when I go on holiday. (Do you really want to be caught at the Airport immigration counter with this?!)

It's a cute little thing that packs a wallop, too. Belladonna's Evil Pink Vibrator - Bumpy is the perfect sex toy for the bath or in bed or on the couch watching a movie - other ways I like to enjoy my sex toys."

Evil? I say, TOTALLY WICKED. ;-)

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PS: This is for the girls who know how to have fun.

King of Lollipop

Michael Jackson had an 'insatiable' appetite for gay sex, it has been claimed.

The late 'Beat It' singer's unofficial biographer Ian Halperin claims to have spoken to two of the star's male lovers, including an actor named only as Lawrence.

Lawrence told the author: 'He was very shy. But when he started to have sex, he was insatiable.'
According to Halperin -

who makes the allegations in his book 'Unmasked: The Final Years of Michael Jackson' - 'virtually everyone' around the singer knew he was gay and he used to meet lovers in a run-down motel dressed as a woman.

One alleged lover said: 'The very first time he had sex with me he said, 'The King of Pop's going to lick your lollipop.' I still laugh thinking about that.'

Jackson moved to Los Angeles in 2007 and barely left his home, except to meet one of his lovers for secret liaisons.

A source told Halperin: 'He met a construction worker and fell madly in love with him. Michael would leave the house in disguise, often dressed as a woman, and would go to meet his boyfriend at a motel that was one of Vegas' grungiest dives. Michael was broke. He struggled to put food on the table for his children. It was all he could afford then.'

Halperin added: 'A close aide of Jackson who confirmed the affair to me said that he had no knowledge of what went on behind closed doors at the motel.

'But the aide said Jackson would dress as a woman after midnight to meet a worker employed by the city of Las Vegas.'

Meanwhile, toxicology tests carried out on the singer's body reportedly showed lethal levels of the painkillers Demerol and heroin substitute Methadone in his system before he died.

Preliminary toxicology reports submitted to the Los Angeles county coroner's office also showed high levels of anti-anxiety drug Xanax, 'significant' amounts of painkiller Dilaudid, lower levels of Propofol - allegedly used by the singer as a sleeping aid - plus 'therapeutic' levels of strong painkillers Fentanyl and Vicodin, anti-anxiety tablet Valium and sleeping drug Ambien.

A source said

: 'Michael Jackson was a walking drug store when he died - he never stood a chance.

The body can build up extreme tolerances to huge doses of drugs but eventually it overloads and just shuts down. That is what happened to Michael.'

The levels of drugs in his system were so high, police may turn the enquiry into his death into a manslaughter investigation.

The source added: 'This is sure to increase pressure on police to establish exactly how one man obtained so many prescription medications - and which doctors were responsible.

'There is increasing talk of manslaughter charges if it can be shown he was given drugs without proper regard for his safety.'

Police Chief William Bratton is waiting for the final toxicology reports before deciding whether to pursue an investigation.

He said: 'Based on those, we will have an idea what we are dealing with. Are we dealing with a homicide or are we dealing with accidental overdose?'~ MSN News

Q.. "Lick It" .

HARD Boiled Eggs

Kinder Eggs

When we were younger , the adults always tell us that those cute chocolate eggs are the best.

Perhaps, it was for many of us to eagerly munching away, getting high on the endorphin surge and topping it all with a surprise fun toy within. (although , perhaps , it's not that big a surprise since we already knew there was going to be something inside)

And then we grew up hearing love birds ranting how Chocolate is indeed (and in fact) better than sex.

Ah yes, memories of those eggs.

That said, lucky us, Easter Bunnys and their secret eggs, however pointless, are no longer the main stay for that one time of the year now.

Today, we grown adults can finally stare at the Playboy Bunnies off the computer screen (no more flipping the pages with grimmy fingers...) and play with these eggs intead.

Tenga Eggs

Your high just go higher.
Ah Yes, indeed, eggs are still much fun to play with.... ^^)

So after this, perhaps you may start to refute that chocolate is still NOT better than sex.

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Put a Ring on It.

Durex

Talking about supermodels putting a ring on it ( if you're in the fashion/ modelling business, you'd know how big a deal it is to have Gisele and Adriana tying the knot; and almost at the same time no less), let's face it , celebrity marriages simply don't last.

The scrutiny of the hungry public, the temptation of constantly being surrounded by beautiful people and an ambitious schedule, just all speck of the Big D word.

I totally agree with Whitney Houston's #1 hit 'Where do Broken Hearts Go?'. When somebody loves you , won't they always love you? Yes, they Will Always Love You ; yet another #1 hit of former Mrs Brown. You see, 14 years of marriage with Bobby Brown still didn't work even with pills and stuff.

What I'm sayin is, love is not enough. The craving for each other is a result of Lust.

So the bigger question is,

'How Long Lusts Love?'

So , forget the diamond ring, the diamond will last forever but only good sexual chemistry keep a marriage lasting twice as long .Slip on this ring instead.

Berry S-M-O-O-T-H

To be as Tasty as Strawberry and Chocolate ... ?

To get the Big O, Bush has to go.

Got it!

Q.... J...^^?

Talking Dirty

Britons may be tightening their belts to cope with the credit crunch, but their favourite free leisure activity involves whipping off their clothes, a new poll showed Monday.

However the overall figure disguised a stark difference between men and women, with female respondents preferring a good gossip to a good time between the sheets.

"During the credit crunch our famed British upper lip might not be as stiff as before but other parts still are,"

said Lisa Power

(Stiff? Which parts are stiff according to Mrs Austin Powers ? :p)

However, while 53 percent of men ranked sex as number one, only 21 percent of women put sex atop their list, with 28 percent saying they preferred gossiping with friends. ~MSN News

MEN .....

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Let's talk about (No) Sex

The Dalai Lama, , on Friday said

sex spelt fleeting satisfaction and trouble later, while chastity offered a better life and "more freedom."

"Sexual pressure, sexual desire, actually I think is short period satisfaction and often, that leads to more complication,"

He said conjugal life caused "too much ups and downs.

"Naturally as a human being ... some kind of desire for sex comes, but then you use human intelligence to make comprehension that those couples always full of trouble. And in some cases there is suicide, murder cases," the Dalai Lama said.

He said the "consolation" in celibacy is that although "we miss something, but at the same time, compare whole life, it's better, more independence, more freedom," the Dalai Lama waxed eloquent on the Buddhist credo of non-attachment.

"Too much attachment towards your children, towards your partner," was "one of the obstacle or hindrance of peace of mind,"

he said.



I'm at a cross-roads myself. At a heartache.

The power of suggestion is strong when one's in a dire circumstance.


Q ... But I do not necessariy equate sex with love?

Unprotected Boy

Now, isn't that a face someone could love? ^^

Boy George allegedly performed 'unprotected oral sex' on a male escort, despite knowing he was HIV positive.

The singer - who is in court on charges of false imprisonment after handcuffing escort Auden Carlsen (pictured below) and beating him with a chain during a drug-fuelled naked photo shoot at his London apartment - was reportedly told Auden had been diagnosed with the killer virus but still performed fellatio on him.

Defending barrister Adrian Waterman asked Auden: 'You had told George that you were HIV positive and you still say he performed oral sex on you?'


Auden replied: 'Very briefly. After five seconds I said 'No'.'

Auden, 29, had also claimed George became angry after he refused to have sex with him because he didn't find him attractive.

He said: 'When he wanted sex, I said, 'That's not what I am here for'. He's not a person I would find attractive to have sex with.


'He was quite upset that I did not want to have sex with him. I think that was the trigger - why he was so upset.' ~ MSN news

My dear Boy Georgie boy... when was the last time you looked yourself in the Mirror?

Q.... life sucks. And so, too, we. LMAO.

Abs-solutely FABulous

Looking good feeling gorgeous?

Not really. What's in your mind and other's can warp one's perception still and ruin everything.

Discrimination against the beautiful and gorgeous.

That's CRAZY.

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Sex Sells

Sex Sells whatever the Cause.

'Sex sells, as the saying goes, and while failing banks may give the stock market jitters, they have yet to rattle the world's oldest profession, Australian industry members say. '

Q... WOW... like we didn't guessed it already.

The XXX-Files

David Duchovny , the actor spurred tofame in his detective role in The X-Files, ain't in the news for his recent action in the X-Files movie.

But for his actions with XXX-Files online movies , if you know what I mean.

SEX ADDICTION.

The addiction that inflicts probably more people than drugs and smoking combined.

Yes, Peeps. ..you know who u r... ^^

Check into Rehab.

ASAP.

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Lovely Boxes

'Tis the Season to be Jolly and Safe.

Tis the Season to fall in love with

LOVE BOX

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>Funky Impression: 'Designed for Fashion-conscious people who look for maximum sensitivity during love making. '


>Energetic Sensation: 'Designed for Stylish people who are fun seeking and experimental,and those who look for extra stimulation during love making. '


>Urban Freedom: 'Designed for modern, liberated people who look for maximum security and safety during love-making. '



Cheeky Chic.

The various designer tins (at least 24 at last count) are collectibles as they change each season. Woo.

Safe-Sex has never been more 'IN'.

(Prezzies for your closest. Wink*)
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Happy Pills

The Stresses of doubt on the Impending new year ahead get's one allCRANKY.

What's bothering?

Hmmm let's see, I've got my second attachment, 1 final pesky sem before I graduate from university, getting into my new job, getting my business rolling, getting a new car.... a lot?!

With so many idiots bumming in and out of my life ever so often and the constant struggle of will-power, physical strengh, mental endurance , personal aspirations and obligated reality, it's such a Hassle.


B'cos Life's A Biatch so ,

What I need now is lot's of tea to sooth the soul,
chocolate to lift the mood, sex to erm... and Anti-depressants to stay high.

Happy Pills, where do you get them???


Above: Brand X
Below: Brand Y

Which pill is Happier? :OP

Sex and Spears

(L-R: Jamie-Lynn and Britney)

You know apparently, The Spears Sisters grew up

knowing absolutely NOTHING about Sex Education.

Elder Spears is all but 25 and she's already got three estranged kids in tow while the younger Spears is only 16 and already 4 months preggy. (at the time of this posting)

When you're the 'it' girls of the Orange-County crowd made up of spoilt rich kiddos who would have spent through half of their massive inheritance even before they reach 20, and then more time in clubs and rehab than in college, perhaps Mama Spears should have kept the alcohol on the higher shelf and spent more time on the Birds and the Bees.


Holla back Paris, Nicole, Misha and Hillary !!! Yoo woo!!!

J-Lynn dishing out teenage-sex advice:

I definitely don't think it's something you should do; it's better to wait.

Is she HIGH ???

Yeah, maybe wait til you're 17, pehaps? LMAO

Sex. What's that?