Showing posts with label chocolate. Show all posts
Showing posts with label chocolate. Show all posts

Thursday, March 5, 2009

HARD Boiled Eggs

Kinder Eggs

When we were younger , the adults always tell us that those cute chocolate eggs are the best.


Perhaps, it was for many of us to eagerly munching away, getting high on the endorphin surge and topping it all with a surprise fun toy within. (although , perhaps , it's not that big a surprise since we already knew there was going to be something inside)

And then we grew up hearing love birds ranting how Chocolate is indeed (and in fact) better than sex.


Ah yes, memories of those eggs.

That said, lucky us, Easter Bunnys and their secret eggs, however pointless, are no longer the main stay for that one time of the year now.


Today, we grown adults can finally stare at the Playboy Bunnies off the computer screen (no more flipping the pages with grimmy fingers...) and play with these eggs intead.

Tenga Eggs

Your high just go higher.
Ah Yes, indeed, eggs are still much fun to play with.... ^^)


So after this, perhaps you may start to refute that chocolate is still NOT better than sex.



Q

Thursday, April 24, 2008

HOT Chocolate

Black is V-Beautiful.

.... NO. ^^


BLACK IS GORGEOUS !!!!



Of course I could rave about the expected Supermodels like Tyra , Naomi, Alek ,Iman, Donayale, Beverly, Grace, Waris, Katoucha, Kimora, Selita and Oluchi. Or their male counterparts like Tyson and Djimon.

***
But I just wanna rave about deep and luscious EBONY skin, perfect bone structures and shining personality.

Check these Goddesses out. :)






Gimme HOT CHOCOLATE ... anytime. ^^


Q

Saturday, March 1, 2008

Dish out the Love & whip up the lust

Chocolate Fondue.

The Dish 0f Love. :)




1) Chocolate and the endorphines it gives to make you happy and feeling sensous. Better than sex? Almost.
:Op

2) Feed each other lovingly, hand to mouth, the fresh fruits, and not feel guilty about it.
"One strawberry for you. One cherry for me." ^^ " Woops! Didn't mean to nibble your fingers...."


3)Have a little ice -cream on the the side of your mouth? "Let me swip it off for you... on the tip of your nose? Lemme l**k it off...."

4) Bask in the romantic ambience of candlelight ....

Indeed.

" Lovin it for the Love it brings."


Q

Friday, December 28, 2007

Happy Pills

The Stresses of doubt on the Impending new year ahead get's one allCRANKY.

What's bothering?
Hmmm let's see, I've got my second attachment, 1 final pesky sem before I graduate from university, getting into my new job, getting my business rolling, getting a new car.... a lot?!


With so many idiots bumming in and out of my life ever so often and the constant struggle of will-power, physical strengh, mental endurance , personal aspirations and obligated reality, it's such a Hassle.


B'cos Life's A Biatch so ,
What I need now is lot's of tea to sooth the soul,
chocolate to lift the mood, sex to erm... and Anti-depressants to stay high.



Happy Pills
, where do you get them???


Above: Brand X
Below: Brand Y

Which pill is Happier? :OP

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Mount Chocolate

I guess when one's depRessed, all they can think about is FOOD. :<

And nothing lifts moods the way Chocolate can.

Chocolate is NOT BETTER than Sex.


CHOCOLATE IS SEX.


(What in the world is Better than Sex, anyway?)


Dark Chocolate Fondue


White chocolate Fondue



Indulgence keeps one happy... as long as they continue to.


Q

Monday, December 24, 2007

Merry Christmas & a Happy FAT year .

"We wish you a Merry Xmas (X 3) .... and a Happy New year. "


Well, 'less you're planning to booze and gorge and become an unhealthy slob this festive season, Your NEW Year will not likely be Happy.

'Da Fei Nian' Getit?

So reach for a Carrot instead.





....Ok, wait a second... you can pass me that Chocolate cake... yeah. :P

I'm definitely voting for Pro-choice next year. :O)

Q

Sunday, October 28, 2007

Chocolate Martini



The jury is out. F-Bar's Chocolate Martini is heavenly.

Chocolate can make one high. Concoct that with Martini.... and you're high for good.

Strong stuff; sweet, intense, thick. Magnifique. :)


Think the aromatic mix of Bailey's kelua , with a lethal does of Martini and top it all with a rim of chocolate (say it in French accent and it'll sound sexier)



Well, I guess, F-Bar does need the fantastic DJ-music, the posh ambiance and something like this, the Chocolate Martini, to distract from the seriously bad service (2 hours and I couldn't get my card back... This being the umpteenth time I'm letting rip about this here. Hmmm. ).

Anyway, anyone reading this, have gotta try this pronto!

Just be warned F-Bar's screwed up service could dampen things a lil though.

But hey,
This drink, still, is Sinful on so many levels. :-)

Chocoloate is better than SEX? Well, with this one, you'll have the Chocolate ... and probably SEX too. WOOO !!!
:OP