Queens of Qristmas

When Mariah launched her original christmas CD ( any chanteuse worth her voice would have at least one ) , her 'All I want for Christmas is You' song went on to become the single most successful holiday song in history.

It's a feat no one can top. But herself.

Years later, she's recreated her christmas album with brand new material, similar cover and another big christmas hit. Way to go Mariah.

Everyone thought her's was a shoo-on to be this years biggest Christmas album so who would think dowdy Susan Boyle would have yet another hat trick and score a consecutive hit record with 'The Gift.'

Surely , these two are this year's biggest Christmas divas.

On a hind-note, Whitney Houston's 'One Wish' album is worh mentioning.

It came at a time, her hoopla was bigger than her vocal hoops.

But really, this album, is really good and could well be that one wish you were waiting for all holiday season. Grab one and fall in love with Whitney all over again.

The Sex Book

This, if you think, is the updated Karma Sutra, you are 'so last-season.'

Ok, as if I could talk like this when the only thing hip in my wardrobe are my hipsters of last century.

But seriously, what's not to fall in love with the show and the movies?

The scripts are amazing. The emotional depth is deeper than the pockets of the fictional best friends who tote around in everything within Valentino's tax bracket.

Now we all want a life like that don't we?

Now, just in time for the holiday season, introducing the newly released DVD, Sound track and the coffee table book that waxes lyrical about all the product endorsements in the bling bling movie.

What's not to like?

Go get it pronto and lavish in fictitious luxury! Just like we all like it, sans the hefty credit card bills of course.

Sarah Jessica Parker is, afterall, only the 10th most profitable movie star in Hollywood and those Loubotins don't come cheap. Or rented.

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Towel Up into High Society

You know, you're a brand whore when you want your LVs on your bath towel.

If the mongrams get stuck onto your skin, I am sure, you 'd love that too.


Yes, Andre Leon Talley. You are fab.

Q .. I want one!

Knief Edge

This has got to be one of the most dramatic ( don't we love this word here) car at this price range and premium segment.

The Cadillac CTS-V Coupe. The Bold aggression is not just for show.

This here is a muscle car with a humongous 6.3l V8 520BHP engine and BMW M5-beating performance.

No shat. Autocar proved it .

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A Web of Fashion

Tyra Banks is understandably one of the most successful and iconic Supermodels of all time , for a reason.

The immaculate gorgeousness that she is. Those curves. That pretty head. Those eyes. The X-factor . The poise.

Only she could pull off a mask made entirely from simple netting , self-made no less, at the 90th Aniversary Vogue party . ( The party theme was 'Eyes Wide Shut' where all the famous guests came in their interpretation of masks.)

Matching her black bejewelled Roberto Cavali gown; she was a vision.

Indeed, she made headlines all over the world . With so many who diss her saying that what she wore was rubbish and cheap .

Know what? I LOVE IT .

Screw these brand-worshiping , brand-whoring self-proclaimed fashionistas.

This is why , Tyra's a massive Supermodel. She can carry off something so simple to exquisite effect.

Gorgeous and statuesque. Amazing

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Fallen Angel?

Heidi Klum.

The supermodel famous for her work with Victoria's Secrets.

Since Tyra and Gisele left the brand to pursue other outlets, Heidi had since became The Angel.

But that, is no more. As of this year, Heidi had announced that she won't be continuing her tenure with the brand.

The contract where thousands of aspiring models wished they were in the running for.

She's having the luxury to give it all up . After a long 13 years.

Of course there are rife rumours that says she was actually booted out because, frankly, in the last couple of years, she's continuosly been in and out of pregancy and her body was not in good form. It came to a point where she was more a host than a model for the brand and famous for being famous.

Younger and hotter girls were strutting all over her on the runway and out-pouting her despite the priviledge of having more air-time, hype, donning the Fantasy Angel bra more times than any other model and her signature ginormous wings.

Then there are other rumours of her wanting a bigger contract and VS said no; that she's not worth that much now.

Or rumours that simply stated that VS needed a younger model in her shoes. Period.

Heidi defends herself (of course) saying that she just wants to concentrate more on Project Runway and a new reality show about creating the perfect marriage for new couples with her husband, Seal.

Whatever it is , the model famous for being famous, is no more an Angel .

Sad yes.

More sad if this also marks her retirement as a Model. Maybe.

We'll see what model-life is like after VS for Ms Klum.

Q ... Now we only have Adriana Lima , the 4th highest earning model of all time,to shoulder it all, now that all Top 3 earning supermodels have left 'Fashion Heaven'.

America's Next Top Cougar

Cougar alert!

We're not talking about the Real Housewives Of New York or Atlanta ( like we ever believed they do any form of domestic chores since becoming Missus) .

We're talking about Former Mrs Lorenzo Lamas.

Seperated . Free. And on the hunt for the next hunk. Clearly, her former-hunk-of-a hussy was aging non-too-gracefully.

Look at her, as tacky as she is with her LV tote, that hot pink Leopard print bikini one could spot from space, porn star worthy seven-inch crystal heels, the pseudo-incognito sun hat and giant Chanel Sun glasses and topping it all off with that I-sleep-in-a-tanning bed and I-betcha-couldn't-tell-look, she is hot.

Siliconed, botoxed, fillered and lipoed hot.

No, our mothers don't look like that.

Q .. You gotta hand it to her. Even Paris Hilton will want her surgeon.