Saturday, September 4, 2010

America's Next Top Cougar



Cougar alert!


We're not talking about the Real Housewives Of New York or Atlanta ( like we ever believed they do any form of domestic chores since becoming Missus) .

We're talking about Former Mrs Lorenzo Lamas.

Seperated . Free. And on the hunt for the next hunk. Clearly, her former-hunk-of-a hussy was aging non-too-gracefully.

Look at her, as tacky as she is with her LV tote, that hot pink Leopard print bikini one could spot from space, porn star worthy seven-inch crystal heels, the pseudo-incognito sun hat and giant Chanel Sun glasses and topping it all off with that I-sleep-in-a-tanning bed and I-betcha-couldn't-tell-look, she is hot.

Siliconed, botoxed, fillered and lipoed hot.


No, our mothers don't look like that.

Q .. You gotta hand it to her. Even Paris Hilton will want her surgeon.

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