Saturday, May 3, 2008

Sex And the City

Don't be fooled by the pink or the bling

A movie trying to be EVERYTHING IT IS NOT:

>Famous (er, heard of Franchising?)
>Sassy (seen it all haven't we?)
> Fashionably fabulous (this a plenty; if you happen to throng NY Fashion Week; which we don't.)
>Sexy (Hell no!)
>Miss Independent-can-do-nothing wrong (so how's there the Possiblity of a credible plot?)


My Point Exactly.


Then again, we all know how savvy a business woman Miss Sarah Jessica Parker is, donch we?

She can sell you Anything.^^

Q

She's A Star



We all know that Pamela Anderson is a Star.

The Erotic Goddess with that heavenly body and face.

The lust-object of every rock star and male supermodel.

Who can forget her roles in Baywatch, Barb Wire , V.I.P and Striperella ?

The Sex Siren of modern day Hollywood.


(Sorry Paris Hilton, you're still in the wannabe category)

So any hot blooded male gotta grab this book and ogle a little.

'Star: A Novel' by Pamela Anderson.

Out since 2004 but certainly worth that extra look and keepsakes.

This is really a novel loosely based on her life story that chronicles her meteoric rise from a simple girl to a world-reknowned star. Thus, is a semi-autobiography.

At once humorous, revealing (what of Pamela isn't), shocking (what of Pamela isn't)and sexy (what of Pamela isn't), making it a riveting read that shows a truly human chill that runs down the spine of even one of the world's most beautiful woman.

And for the young impressionable girls out there, dream Big (every sense of the word. Ahem.) and 'Dare to Believe', so she says.


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I hear Wedding Whistles & Cannons



Mariah Carey , the high-gloss diva, whose marriage to Tommy Mottola spear headed her legendary career, but also the one person which she would never not flinch when mentioning , is getting hitched again.

Nick Cannon, a singer-rapper-producer who did her recent Bye Bye music video proposed to her with a US$2.5 million 17-carat diamond ring. (Why won't he feed a small third-world country instead?).

She's marrying someone almost 10 years her junior.


Has she not learnt from Whitney's experiences with Bobby Brown?



"Oh no, Mimi, what has not big sista Nippy warned you about?..."

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Catwalks on Fire

With US$33 million the previous year and US$35 million last year, Gisele has indeed sealed herself as the highest earning Model in fashion history.

Heidi bagged US$14 million last year and US$9 million the previous.

Kate Top-shopped her way to US$ 9million last year and the previous.

Gisele, Tyra and Heidi have been the Top 3 earners in the modelling world since the late 90's on. Nearly one and a half decade later, they still on top...


Other names who've made it constantly into the Top 5 include Adriana Lima, Kate Moss, Karolina Kurkova and Alexandra Ambrosio.

And notably, for over 2 decades, Naomi Campbell has been in the Top earners list. (No amount of handphone-throwing can de-throne this strut queen.)


Adriana (Top) Alessandra (bottom) : Picture I mean... :P

Karolina has every reason to smile for the last five years...

Tyra; The humble Supermodel

Tyra would pretty much rank at the top next to Gisele if she didn't keep telling the whole wide world that she has 'quit' modelling .

What's with her ANTM and all it's international spin-offs, The Tyra Show and her recent mega contract with Warner Pictures. Not to mention her still constant slew of magazine covers and spreads. She's a model-media-Mogul, indeed.

I mean, c'mon Tyra, you're a Uber Supermodel and we all know that!


Humble. :o)


Q

Friday, May 2, 2008

Not just a bag of Bones



My favourite crime-busting drama used to be the likes of CSI before it got messy and self-indulgent. Then it was Criminal Minds whose latest season is still AWOL. Closer to Home was a tad boring while Law & Order: Special Victims Unit "ter dem!" (you know the theme! LOL) is MIA in this part of the world .

(yeah, know-your acronyms is a must if you watch such shows...BTW.)

I am so into Bones right now.


If there is one show I wouldn't miss for anything (other than ANTM re-runs or American Idol), this is IT.

The plot is deep. The props and visuals are a wow. And the actors have a carisma and chemistry like none-other.


The lead Emily Deschanel is a Heidi Klum-lookalike, who's an amazing actress and plays her role as a forensic anthropologist, Dr. Temperance Brennan , with issues to a T.

Her title role is at once a genuis who works soley on logic where there 's black and white but never the grey and yet there lies in her a frail child-like naiveity.

Her chemistry with male lead David Boreanaz, is magic.

Friendship, laughter , romance, terror, peace and joy. This show has it all.


I'm a huge fan of her and the show. ^^

A must watch.

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Thursday, May 1, 2008

The Endless Pursuit of Perfection


Today tried my hand at it again.

And things are trully beginning to look up.


Everything is coming close to perfect.

Of course there can be no perfect example but I'm pushing it.


Coz that's me.

And I am excited. :-)

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Drag Queens with Real Pussies :)




Was watching the re-run of last season's P'ussycat Dolls Presents: The Search for the next Doll'.

(That's what you'd always end up with being a Late Nighter.)

And it remindered me why this show, however unrealistic it was (because Nicole Scherzinger is the only girl that's non-replaceable, no?), was such eye-candy:

1) Ken Mok produced the sh*t out of this show so if you like shows like ANTM, you'd love the same direction of this show to hell and back.

2) Girls wanting to be Drag Queens; that's quite a change huh? It's normally the other way round.

3) HOt Hot girls who can't really sing (those who can are already on American Idol)but they kinda-sing and kinda-dance (nowadays stripping is the expected equivalent).

4) Anastacia Rose McPherson. This girl has the vavavoom! Her height, the legs that go on 4eva, the booty and the most lucious hair ever since the movie 10,000 B.C. Antin said she had the whole package (no Nobel prize for that) and ...
Even biatchy Nicole Scherzinger couldn't help but comment

"You're a Goddess."


(What this normally means is Nicole hissing backstage "Run that Whore out of town!")

Of course, as history had played out, Anastacia was one of the Top 5 finalists but never actually won ( Asia Nitollano won eventually BTW).

Oh well.

But Miss Anatacia is Da Bomb ya'll!!^^

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