The Hit List

Front-stabbers. Back-stabbers. Office Politicians. Insecurities . Jeolousy. Rumour Mongers. Bitchy. Double-standards. Issues.

Sounda all too familiar.

My Hit List:


-The Medusa
-Pig Net 'Ju On'
-Evil Monk
-Nutty Ella
-Crazy Lu Lu
-Black and White
-Miss Education
-Chao Sung Milk (Milk gone bad)
-Veruca Salt


Q ....Don't we all have one? :)

This Noemie is no Naomi

Marks and Spencer supermodel Noemie Lenoir was found unconscious in the woods outside her former flame/soccer star Claude Makelele’s home in La Celle-Saint-Cloud, near Paris, after allegedly trying to commit suicide.

The beauty, depressed over her current boyfriend Carl Hirschmann being linked to a sex blackmail plot, had taken a cocktail of drink and drugs.

She reportedly called an ambulance but cancelled it minutes later.

“She was in a state of great distress and very ill,” the Sun quoted a source close to her, as saying.

French model-turned-actress Noemie Lenoir is recovering in hospital following an apparent overdose.

The 30 year old, who has enjoyed roles in films including "Rush Hour 3" and "After the Sunset", is believed to have collapsed after ingesting a cocktail of drugs and alcohol.

A man walking his dog found the model in woods outside the home of her on/off soccer star boyfriend Claude Makelele in La Celle-Saint-Cloud, France on Sunday, May 9.

She was later admitted to a medical facility in Paris.

A source tells Britain's Daily Mail, "After coming to, Noemie was in a state of great distress and clearly very ill... She was rushed to a nearby hospital and treated for the effects of poisoning. She's now in a far better condition and recovering."

Not everyone's Tyra Banks. Clearly .

And the original Naomi ( Campbell would have beat the crap out of her cheatin man)

Q

Top Model Writer

Tyra, the supermodel cum producer cum talk show host.

Tyra Banks in Twilight with Robert Pattinson

Supermodel Tyra Banks conquered the world of fashion both as a uber top model, the creater, producer and judge to the very successful America's Next Top Model ( and it's spin-offs), then went on to become a media mogul with Bankable productions giving Oprah a run for her money as a multi-Emmy award winning talk show host with The Tyra Show.

Then she's about to ride the 'digital explosion'.

Now, she's a hot author.

Her books will of course centre around modelling and fashion-fantasy.

And Tyra Banks is writing a series of children’s fantasy novels.

Background info:

The 36-year-old supermodel has signed a three-book deal with Delacorte Press.

The tomes will tell the story of a young girl whose life is turned upside down with she enrols in an elite school for supermodels.

The first novel, Modelland, is due to be released in June, 2011.

Tyra is penning all three books without the help of a ghost writer, and already has the first one completed.

She is extremely proud of the novel, and can’t wait until it hits shelves worldwide.

“The book is for all the girls and guys who want a lot more FANTASY in their lives… and some fierceness and magic, romance and mystery, crazy and wild adventures, and yeah, some danger too (sic),” the beauty wrote on her website.

Tyra was a hugely successful fashion and lingerie model before she retired in 2005.

Q.., yeah I too would love to enrol myself into an 'elite school for Supermodels'.

2nd World Domination

No, it's not another 'special edition ' it is 'Doll Domination 2.0'


The Pussycat Dolls 'latest album ‘Doll Domination’ is getting another push, thanks to the success of ‘Jai Ho’.

Welcome 'Doll Domination 2.0'.

The worthy re-issue of the album will feature said Slumdog Millionaire track; ‘Top Of The World‘; the hugely successful radio remix of ‘Hush Hush’ featuring Gloria Gaynor’s 'I Will Survive' and the new track ‘Painted Windows’ produced by Rodney ‘Darkchild’ Jerkins.

And of course ,who could forget their first single off the album , the explosive 'When I grow Up'

These Pussies are on to something.

Doll Domination 2.0 will be (re)released April 14th and about a month later for the rest of the world.

Q ... heavy breathing,

Hardcore Naked Dancing

The explosive Lil Kim and the smooth Derek Hough





Who would have thought!

Lil Kim, the biggest selling and most successful female rapper in history

, could dance like she did in Dancing with the Stars with Derek Hough.


Q

F*ck You

Lily Allen sings her massive hit 'F*ck You' with such cool insousance.

Like some sweet revenge on the various people we hate to death secretly or out openly.

The Lovely 'whatever' feeling .

Q... nice !

King of Glam

We had our Freddie Mercurys, David Bowies and Elton Johns. And some might add, Pete Burns.

For the new generation, glam rockers are a dying breed, where few are able to match their illustrious forebears (pun unintended) .

All hail the Queens for yore.

Surely, someone had to wrestle with carefully manicured nails to get on the pedestal at this day and age.

Welcome American Idol runner-up, Adam Lambert. There really hasnt been one more exciting since, a certain other queen. Ahem. I'm not saying . You fill in possible runner names yourself.

Okay, the inital kiss-the-guy-on-stage set the tone. The shining album reviews by the critics did the rest.

Until of course when the album cover surfaced with him looking like Pink on testosterone, did it let many hit the brakes there for a moment.

If only, the new cover came out right from the start.

So, yeah, now, I am brave to get one if I ever wanted.

Q