Gender Discrimination: Guys get it too.

Those days of women screaming that opportunities are but closed doors to many of them simply because they are seen as the fairer sex, are over, me thinks.

We've got Hillary running for US President (it however irks me really does not matter here).

Some of the most powerful voices in the world today are Women; from the late Bhutto, Aung San Syu Ki, Rice, Oprah, Ellen to Tyra.

Guys are really getting the brunt these days as well.

Hands up to those fellas who've got doors slammed into THEIR faces when they tell you 'oh we're looking for a female'.

And you suddenly realise what the woo ha is all about.

Does gender make a whole lot of difference when it comes to capability?

NO.

What ever happened to Gender Equality?

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Bling Bucket

If your 24K Gold tap wasn't ostentatious enough, obviously there's little else you'd be contented with.

Now rest that fat rich butt of yours on this:

A Swarovski crystal toilet bowl.

For the rest of us , we can pretend to be loaded up to our a**es with enough money to feed a small third-world nation, by bathing in the tub filled withsoap essences that are shaped like dollar bills (by Bandai). (Check out Japan's Trend Shop)

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Loose Cannon?

I could be Real Nice and wish Miss Carey a happy and fulfilling marriage to Rapper/Actor Nick Cannon.

But I'd rather be Real.

I cannot condone the reality that this here is a possible tree-barker and skirt-chaser.

It's mighty tempting to marry a gorgeous and famous being like Mariah and if he grew up a huge fan (he is after all a full decade younger) , it's a bigger bonus.

Riding on her fame (and possibly wealth, too) is ...Priceless.

Just months before he 'hooked up' with Mariah, he was boink-ing and engaged to Supermodel Selita Ebanks.

She left the him for obvious reasons.

(Selita and Nick; happier times)
Big enough a hint to Miss Doggie Whistle, if it ain't already obvious right from the start.


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PS: Seriously, hasn't MC learn t from the epic fiasco of Whitney and Bobby?

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All Swell is not Well

I'm missing my good ole Foxxxy...(below; happier times)
Foxxxy's head may be big. BUT NOT THIS BIG !!!!

The swelling has made her head nearly twice its original size.

IT'S HUGE!!!! :(

Lymphoma , the Vet says.

Cancer , for everybody else.

"Lymphoma is the most common malignant cancer treated in veterinary oncology. In dogs, the most common presentation for lymphoma is multiple non-painful enlargements of peripheral lymph nodes. It is most common that dogs with lymphoma present without any clinical signs of illness in spite of these enlarged lymph nodes. In most cases lymphoma is thought of as a disseminated disease, where the malignant lymphocytes exist in many tissues through the body."

(It can be remission ed; really??????)

I'm devastated.

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Introducing Pricasso: The Picasso with the Prick

Pablo Picasso, the legendary artist who's famed for his Cubist movement in his art works.

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And then there is Australian artist Tim Patch a.k.a Pricasso.

He is, what I would term as, being steadily known for his ... Prick Paint works.


Yes, he paints with his Penis.

It's not for reproduction or sex. It's for art.

He labels himself 'The World's Greatest Penile Artist' - paints his portraits onto smoothed-back canvas, so as to avoid abrasions to his penis.

Duh?



He first discovered that he could paint with his penis when he started getting his penis out at parties, and painting with it.

So no guesses as to what he formally worked as.

He's good.

But I can't imagine his subjects putting on a straight face and trying to keep calm and composed while he

Whips out his weaner to paint a Winner.

Just wondering though, if I had a penchant of painting with my , say, my Butt, would that make me , Buttero ?

( a spoof for the other great artist, Fernando Botero).

:o)

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2cond that or I won't

My Foxxy has Cancer.

So says the vet.

But that quick? That sudden?

Seeking a second opinion or I'm no Believer.

Deeply affected. :(:::

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It's not just Voda. It's Xtian LacroiX.

This limited edition bottle, a collaboration between Evian and Christian Lacroix, is as elaborate as it can get.

Cost me a bomb and a 4 month-long wait.

I literally had to b*tch my way to the the top of the waiting list.

And still, all those freakin months.

Then again,

It's not just Water. It's Christian Lacroix.

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