Case of the Curvy?

Kelly think's she's that big. She's really just sore that she's no Tyra.

Kelly Brook blames her large breasts for ruining her modelling career.
Kelly, whose bust size is 32E, gave up on her catwalk dreams because the fashion world didn't like her curvy figure.

She told Love magazine: 'None of the fashion agencies would touch me. Kate Moss ruled - they wanted an androgynous waif.' The 29-year-old brunette - who was recently axed from the 'Britain's Got Talent' judging panel after just five days - started modelling swimwear when she was just 16.

But the TV presenter, who still does shoots for men's magazines, says her sizeable breasts meant she was the 'wrong girl' for fashion.

She said: 'I've always had a problem with them. I've struggled with fashion because of my build and I never have, and never will, be a fashionable-looking girl.

'I was the wrong girl at the wrong time.'

Excuses. Excuses. Excuses.

Being curvy and busty hasn't stopped Supermodel Tyra Banks from becoming one of the fashion industry's all-time biggest names and earners - Ever.

Q... Kelly can't match the stunner that Banks is, that's why one's a failed TV star and the other's one of the richest and most powerful Supemodels of all time.

Put A Ring On it

I was listening to Beyonce's new single 'Single Ladies (Put a Ring on it)', and in the midst of imagining her gyrating in front of me, I just kinda realised that quite a few (ok, a LOT) of my cousies and close friends have all tied the knot this very year.

In fact ,as I'm typing this, one gal pal is getting hitched and I'm due to attend her wedding reception in a couple of hours time.

The ST just had this article coincidentally, today, about couples rushing to tie the knot to coincide with the holiday season and there seems a genuine attempt to out-do each other in the grandeur stakes.

Who has the biggest carat diamond ring? Who's wedding gown is most crowd-wowing and expensive? Who's wedding ball is the most extravagant? Who's entrance is the most fair-tale worthy awe-inspiring?

Indeed, who can put up the flashest and most spellbounding show of love and (love for) money.

Weddings these days, it's hardly about the love any more. Really.

It's about the most beautiful bride. The Prince Charming, his bride and her Cinderella-moment.

If you can afford it, only Haute Couture will do.












Q.... Divorce rates are up. So Fu*ck it, its all about the dress.