Beetle in the Park

My readers will know by now that I'm falling head-over-heels over the VW Beetle. ^^

Found these amazing Wallpapers which you're duely invited to click and D/L and have them on!

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A Rose of her Time

Rose Chan, former Miss Singapore, dance champion and

Sex Icon of the Malayas in the 1950-70s.

The Queen of Stiptease.

During a time where modesty was everything, this lady was the

Marilyn Monroe of Malaya.

She was a strong and confident woman who was raging for status, success and independence.

She's flaunted her sultry looks and killer curves and more, yes, but unlike the poseurs we have today, this was a lady in her element and being herself, not some girl wanting to sex it up because 'all the stars are doing it.'

R.E.S.P.E.C.T.

The Rose Chan Experience:
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Once the music starts, the troupe emerges from behind the curtains, and parade on stage, clad only in panties, and a star covering each nipple. Dancing slowly to the tune of Chinese music, typically cha-cha and mambo rock, they strip naked the moment a voice booms "Hoi!" (Cantonese: open) over the microphone.

The opening striptease is followed by various sideshows — standup comedians, clowns, and jugglers — which served to prolong the mounting anticipation for the star attraction.

When Chan comes on stage, she moves subtly, gently swaying in a slow dance, all by herself. As she removes one piece of clothing after another, the tempo gradually picks up. When she reaches the point of removing her brassiere, she holds back. That is when her stagehands bring in the pythons, and she dances with the snakes wrapped all around her. Next, she removes her brassiere, and dances bare-breasted. After a while, the snakes are removed. She then approaches the people sitting nearest to the stage, who are normally the elderly big towkays (Hokkien: business owner). She takes an old man's spectacles, rubs it against her private parts, and then gives it back to him. Some of her acts are very crude. With her legs spread wide open, she peruses her most intimate parts to:

-stuff a banana inside;
-open the cap of a Coca Cola bottle;
-pull out a string of razor blades that was inserted in one by one;
-shoot a dart at a balloon high up.

She then tells some jokes. Sometimes, she will ask a Caucasian (because she knows they are more sporting than the shy, local guys) to go up on stage, and gets him to strip her or any of her performers. She slowly rolls down her panties, bit by bit, until the audience can have a peek at her pubic hair. The crowd goes hysterical, and eventually, she removes her panties, and dances and sways to the beat. The music then slows down, and she walks around, and then off she goes backstage.
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A legend who fought all her life in a world of condescending men treated women as objects.

She didn't object. But she didn't succumb either. She played the game.

A string of social discriminations, failed marriages, career turmoils and business hiccups, later, Chan died of breast cancer at her home in Butterworth, Penang, on May 26, 1987, leaving behind her husband, a son and three daughters.

Indeed. A Rose of her Time.

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Star vs. Porn Star

Hollywood has got two types of Stars.

The Big Stars.

And the Wannabes;

the Big (tits) Stars.

One you'll watch re-runs of their shows, late nights.

And the other you'll watch re-runs of theirs, very late nights....

Mariah Carey vs. Mary Carey ("Touch My Body?" Eh? :)

Katie Holmes vs. Katee Holmes (Tom Cruise is cruising the right boat I hope...)

Tyra Banks vs. Tyra Banxxx (Wanna be on Top? Really? :p) LOL


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Bot-Bears

Stumbled on them; these

Transformer Bot-Bears.:)

Autobot-bear and Decepticon-Bear.

Hilarious.

Colletor's 'thing.'

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Bang bang

I really wonder why the hell I'm constantly being kissed in the ass by other cars!!!!

I must be the most unfortunate driver out there. And each time it's never NEVER my fault !!!

WTH. WTH.

Arrrrgggghhghghghgg !!!!

I parked proper and then a toad-stool reverses from an opposite street into my car.

Can you believe it?! Either Lady Luck really hates my guts or something or that toad stool got his license from the Back seat or something!!

F*CK.

I'm screwing him :(


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You go Nata !!!

Natasha Galkina: 1ST Runner up for ANTM Cycle 8




She's got the sultry looks, the personality, the spunk, the willingness to learn and push herself and ability to sell herself well and the purity of heart.

This girl had it all.

And when the re-run was on, it was obvious that even the judges could see it and feel it and where rooting for her.

So did folks all over the world.



But, so tragic that she didn't win even though I felt she rocked the runway and all through the entire season.

I really wonder why it's always the better girl that ends up SECOND on Top Model, cycle after cycle.

:(

Other than Danni from Cycle 6, every winner thus far stinks.

I was also rooting for Melrose of Cycle 7, and yes, she ended up runner-up as well.

C'mon Tyra, give the deserving girl her big break!!!

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Ps : Luve ya Nata !!! Go on and rock the world's stage. ")

Sorry, its just Business

Just had this Big Job interview today, and i feel like a total wuss.

lol

You leave thinking "So, do they want me or not?" Sigh*

You didn't think you aced it because you feel cornered. You feel pigeon-holed.

Or is this just rubbish thoughts? Thinking too much?

And oh, and you just realised that one friend of yours could have beaten you to your game.... shucks.

And suddenly, this competitive side of me rears; like monster rearing it's scorpion sting.

Sorry dude, it's just Business. Nothing personal.

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A minor Blip

A call to tell me that my Freedom was not yet to be. Yet.

A blip that threatens hard to shake my peace.

But oh how the Universe works!

It's about a lecturer who's kind enough to make it work for me. :-)

...And indeed! How strange this Universe works.

If not because I had to go back to campus to get extra work down for those extra marks, I wouldnt run in to THIS PERSON.

As if a disastrous break-up ain't enough to Rock My World.

Was it a chance for reconciliation.. as well? (Which I totally missed , BTW.)

This Universe.

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Bitten by the Bug

Thou went for a test drive today and ,now, I gotta love me some Bug. :-)

Chic. Great quality. Vault-like German solidity. An experience like no other.

A Living Legend.

... Has now gotten better.:)
(Who isn't enticed by a 6-speed auto gearbox with manual select?)

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Black is the Nu-White

See.... I told you Black is GORGEOUS !!!

(Black has a 'feeling of clean'.And who are we to argue)

"Black is back in Japan, with everyday household items and health goods taking on a darker tone to show casual luxury and sophistication."

so says Japan's Trend Shop.

Indeed, anything that looks cheap should have no place in your designer-living rooms. :-P

And that includes that hooker you picked up round the street corner.

And guys... using these to clean up you , ahem, spunk , may not be such a great idea 'cos it's a little too obvious isnt it?

haha

LMAO.

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Sushi for the Ladies...

... and Some Guys. "P

A follow up to the previous post, these are Jap-manga pics of nantai-mori, or the Male Sushi Platter. equivalent

^^

Trust me, this is Food-Art and as I've said earlier in the previous post, its Sensuality-meets-Gastronomy.

So donch ask me why the fellas depicted here look like they're about to be cannibalised.
LOL

Erm, Enjoy? ^^

' I Luv Lu-Shi ! '

A fusion of Sensuality and Gastronomy.

Sushi is not merely food; but a culinary expression of art and delicacy.

Gourmet experience is taken to a whole new level as the model's inherent beauty and energy enhances the exquisite cuisine.

The body temperature is just ideal to allow for the best sushi there is.

The body is fragrance-free cleansed, shaved and laid over with gauze and banana leaves before the freshest and finest sushi-creations are placed over in a Decorative work of Art.

The presentation is elaborate, grand and ritualistic.

Like the purity that is sushi, nyotai mori diners should approach this culinary experience, not as an act of discrimination and perversity, but like the food, is exquisite and pure; celebrating the Beauty and Warmth of a Woman and the celestial touch of a Culinary Master.

Only for the Well-heeled.


For the rest of us, it's Food for Thought... ^^

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>>Oh , BTW, before some readers go all Anti-Feminist on me, there is a Male-version called nantai-mori. it's for those of you who are so over male-strippers on Hen's Night.:)

E=MC2

Emancipation of Mariah Carey to the Power of 2.

Or put it simply, it IS Mariah Carey to the Power of Two!

On a roll and unstoppable right now.

What this means is that if Emancipation was one hella good comeback for her, this new album is Da Bomb.

Less showy than Emancipation but no less hit-filled.

More personal and also more relatable and when you feel it, you've got yourself another hit for sure.

That said, it explains Carey's 18th #1 hit, 'Touch my Body'.

Songs in E=MC2 hits hard on the dance floor and harder where it matters; our hearts and souls.

But clearly, this album does an amazing job of showing how versatile and relevant Mariah Carey is even after so many years at the top.

A true sign of a Superstar.

On tracks like 'Migrate' and 'Touch my Body', she shows how even after nearly 2 decades, she's hip and cool and still working with some of the biggest producers and very much abreast of things.

On tracks like 'I'll be Lovin U long Time' are timeless upbeats that is the epitome of an artist of her calibre. A big jack-swing threatrical number.

There are songs like 'I'm that Chick' and 'Last Kiss' among others

chronicles her journey from fresh faced ingenue to mega Superstar that would one day be capable of beating the crap out of others in her league (namely The Beatles, Elvis, Madonna and Whitney).

And my favorite tracks, which I do have a sneeky suspicion will cruise her to her next few chart toppers, for sure, would be the reggae-fied 'Cruise Control' , 'I Stay in Love' and the current big banger emo-song ' Bye Bye' .

This song, trust me, the world over will relate to it like paper to glue.

Who wouldn't? We've all lost someone dear in our lives haven't we?

And while it brings you to tears, it brings down the house with its strong melody and infectious hooks.

That's Mariah Carey 4 U.


(If there was a max of 5 stars, I'd give it SIX .) ******


Take the hint. ^^

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Final Destiny

Today was like a heave of relief for me.

A bitter sweet.

Handed in the last of my assignments. The last of my days as an Undergrad before I finally graduate after 4 long and memorable years of late nights and struggles.

(BTW, what ever I'm going to graduate with is Sealed !!!)

But as much as I rear to go out into the real world (and fill this poor model's pockets) , I also realise that being a student on campus as the best days of my life.

The carefreeness, the heck-tomorrow lifestyle; a lot.

As a student, you wince at every deadline and examination date.

But now that its all permanently over, I wish it wouldn't really end.

Of course the struggles were hard and I wouldnt want live it over again, but ha ha can it never NOT end? LMAO.

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.... 3 more months and I am free. ^^

HOT Chocolate

Black is V-Beautiful.

.... NO. ^^

BLACK IS GORGEOUS !!!!

Of course I could rave about the expected Supermodels like Tyra , Naomi, Alek ,Iman, Donayale, Beverly, Grace, Waris, Katoucha, Kimora, Selita and Oluchi. Or their male counterparts like Tyson and Djimon.

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But I just wanna rave about deep and luscious EBONY skin, perfect bone structures and shining personality.

Check these Goddesses out. :)

Gimme HOT CHOCOLATE ... anytime. ^^

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#1 Hit Girls

Mariah Carey has more #1 hits than any other female artiste in American Music history. (18 Billboard #1s, to date)

Geri Halliwell (tie with Madonna) has the most number of #1 hits for a female artist on the British Charts (13 #1s; 9 with the Spice Girls and 4 as a Solo)
BTW, the Spice Girls also have more #1 hits as a Girl-group than any other in British pop chart history.

Madonna has the most #1 hits for a solo female artist on the British Charts (13 #1 hits)

Of course, the world over, there are other very notable female superstars like Whitney Houston (11 #1s on the American Billboard; third behind only Madonna with 12 and Mariah with 18),
Janet Jackson (9 #1 hits on the American Billboard).


Notable also, is Britney Spears who has had more #1 consecutive albums than any other female artist is American BillBoard History.

And Diana Ross who's had 10 #1 hits on the American charts with The Supremes and 6 #1s as a solo.

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And then that's it, folks.

A large berth that seperates these #1 HIT girls and the rest of the female singers in today's fickle Pop world.

Sorry... Neither Beyonce nor J Lo nor Celine , are even remotely close.... LOL ^^



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2 SeXXXY 2 Back

Hour-glassed to perfection
Guys with broad shoulders can do it too
This is an ethnic take on this but it gives an idea how even in formal gowns one can sizzle
Do it on both sides for the Angel effect. Wow.

This is actually my 2econd post on this , just had to (!) ;cos I think other than piercings for the ear (for gals) or eye-brow (for guys), this is the only other piercing that is great to look at.

The Magnificent Corset Piercing. ^^

Two things to note though,
1) Like any piercing, care is to be taken. A pus-sy and swollen back is NOT sexy.
2) The owner had better have a great body; donch wanna look like pig pierced and waiting for roasting time.

(I mean if you look terrible,you shouldn't even be showing so much in public coz that's just naZZZty...)

Any girl who walks pass, with a hot body (bare-back dress/top, duh?)and a set of beautiful corset piercingS done, I'd definitely take my hat (and pants) off for her.

SeXXXy Back indeed.
LMAO.

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Mount Pleasant? NOT.

A Vet or any doctor for that matter, should be the epitome of benevolence, kindness and patience.

Not tactlessness, insensitivity and arrogance.

But that's exactly the type of

doctor-Vet I met today.

Cruel. Inflexible. Too much attitude. Stinking arrogant.

So now, she's off my list.


Dr. DENISE blatantly refused medication or a short consultation simply because "we had not made an appointment."

And went attitude-diva on us.

Since when did suffering, sickness and death... needed an Appointment?

(What as A** wipe of a Vet...)

And I'm going to spread the word how such a person exist. And how pet owners everywhere should be ....

..... AVOID . BOYCOTT.

Mount Pleasant?

Think UN-Pleasant. :-<

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X-Comm

Shucks.

I braved rain. I braved the distance. I braved the accusation of 'being late'?

How could anyone be late if they aren't even working for that organization?

I'm surrounded by them idiots. "

Back to the Mis-comm issue... arrgggh.

Did so much . Worried even more. For what?

For NOTHING.

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Dream Wheels: Selfish or Very

As this undergrad grads in 3 months time, he shops around for a new ride. (Guys are frivolous, remember?)

I'm a maverick so don't expect to catch me dead in a family saloon.

Sure, it's going to be special.

Question is, 'HOW SPECIAL?' ^^

It most certainly going to put my friends a little uncomfortable in the back seat. Or on the Next Bus, because there could be none.

Devious aren't I ? lol

1) Daihatsu Copen: Foldable hard-top roadster

2) Mazda RX-8 (2009): Quintessential sports car, A living Icon
3) Peugeot 206CC: FOldable hard-top cabriolet

4) VW new Beetle: Chic Coupe for th fashion victim
5) Honda Civic Type-R Euro-Coupe :Racy sports-coupe for the pre-pubescent adult...

All gorgeous.

Beauty was always painful. For the passengers.

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More like Childish.

My couzie, no, cousin (the former is used only for those I'm close to, ahem!) once comment that he hates being young (kiddin?!)as no one takes him seriously at the office.

Although I know where he's coming from ( some where from Mars) , I think one has to look at one self's mannerisms.

If you portray yourself as being more 'young' than youthful,

even a cow would poop on you.

It's real ability, character and personality , in all the right mix that pulls it off, you goof.

Wisdom comes with Age. True. But Stupidity is constant.

Thnk nOT!!
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2 sides to a Coin

WORK & PLAY ... don't mix.

I don't know about other people or how they do it, but for me, work is work. Play is play. And there is a time for each .

To me , they don't mix. And never should.

There are many who can mix play and work , work and play.

I mean c'mon! One could never enjoy themselves if they still think of work during play.

And not be trully efficient and effective if play mingles with work.

Work hard and be serious about it and do a good job.

Then during the weekends and the hols, go Wild. :)

This workaholic speaks. So does the play-holic , in me.

Work hard. Play harder.

That's my motto.

(I'm not one dimentional, you see!!!.. oh wait, you DON'T.)

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