Showing posts with label Britney Spears. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Britney Spears. Show all posts

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Why Hold it Against Her?

In a world going pop GaGa, divaliciously Sasha and red-headed Only girl in the world Ella, even Aguilera is going Bionic. Can Britney still be the sweet doe-eyed girl-next door (that is if you happen to live in Beverly Hills)and still expect to make it?

Ah, Miss Britney.

The teen that grew up too fast. Sold too many albums and concert tickets. Became a mother too soon. Became a train wreck too quickly.

But the famous lip-syncher who brought us Crazy, sexy and cool in her 1-2-3 Gimme more glory is more than just a Circus act.

She's against the music but hopes you're not against her.
But why should we?

She's pure entertainment.

Q

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Enuff with the Walk-outs.

She sings for the Lovers. For the Love.
" To all you haters... I ain't singin to you . It's about the Lovers. Leave the stress at home. Tell the drama 'no'. You ain't gonna kill my vibe.This song is about You."


She sings with such eloquence in her opening up-tempo song from her #1 Debut album 'I Look to You' , at the start of her world tour which opened Down Under .

Yes, there are the nasty reviews circulating out there right now about her purportedly mediocre 'breathless' performance and all the drama about audience-walkouts and wanting refunds.

Give her a break ok?

She's not done this for years and is starting an exhausting world tour. She's not hyper 16 'Miley Cyrus' you know?


Too all the nasty critiques out there, here's my 2-cents worth: If you're so good, people would have been paying to see YOU.

But you're nothing more than the hundreds of millions who've seen HER.




So stop the ego-fuelled 'I've got standards' walk-outs you've done to Britney and Whitney.


It's not as if Kylie would do any better dance or song , that clearly, both of which are better at .

Period.

Q ....If you've bought tickets just to be there and hope to see a train wreck, and have something to spill on your own disgruntled life with that "I should be famous too " thought , there are much better ways to spend your money. Like watching the kangaroos watch you and thinking 'Ewww, what's this toad of a human doing in our beautiful wilderness, and quickly hop off.

Friday, December 4, 2009

Dance Doyens







Shakira coos about getting out of the closet and let the animal out.

Britney suggests strongly a menage trois or a full on mass orgy.

Ga Ga roars about forbidden romances.

Beyonce seduces with phone and video sex.


Madonna just wants to have a great time on the dance floor (and the after party action).


They've all rocked the dance charts.

But who's gonna be the ultimate show-down diva on the dance floor, this year end?

Friday, November 27, 2009

The Queens of the Charts


It is the time of the year again where the last crop of big music artists launch their albums in a bid to have a slice of the eagerly buying Christmas/ Year-end crowd.

Where songstresses are concerned, the fickle and bitchy music world is their playground as they pout, pose and belt to their loyal subject of fans.

Launching rocking singles, glossy videos and snooping the competition with massive publicity stunts, collabos and other strategic moves all in the name of fame; who ranks higher up the charts and is snitching more of the consumer's money (yes, these days its all about the sex and the money isn't it?) is their modus operandi.

So here is a rather comprehensive list of the Big Mamas of today's music charts.

If she ain't on it, she ain't hot.


Listed, though not in any order or merit, with their most recent efforts:

1) Whitney Houston (I Look to you)*
2) Beyonce (I am Sasha Fierce)*
3) Mariah Carey (Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel)
4) Madonna (Celebration)*
5) Lady Gaga (The Fame Monster)*
6) Britney Spears (Circus & The Singles Collection)*
7) Christina Aguilera (Keeps Getting Better)
8) Rihanna (Rated R)*
9) Ciara(Fantasy Ride)
10) Leona Lewis (Best Kept Secret & Echo)*
11) Shakira (She-Wolf)*
12) Janet Jackson (Number Ones)
13) Alicia Keys (As I am)
14) Norah Jones (The Fall)
15) Jordin Sparks (Battlefield)
16) Fergie ( The End ; with The Black Eyed Peas)
17) Nicole Scherzinger ( Doll Domination ; with The Pussy Cat Dolls)*



(Those with * are particularly splendid this year)

And please, no Miss Miley ok?

And certainly, not Michael Jackson, Elton John or Adam Lambert.

I know I could be lambasted by loyal fans for those Divaaaaasss who didn't make it in. Sorry and ... may not.

Q

Friday, November 20, 2009

Oops! She did it Again and Again and Again.


Even a hardcore fan would sense deja vu .

Just as we thought her 2 consecutive 'comebacks' (great marketing ploy there) with 'Blackout' and 'Circus' were not enough a massive onslaught to her industry rivals, she launched yet another album mere months after the mentioned two.

You can see this girl is getting serious in maintaining her chart dominance ( and continue to make enough money to feed several third world nations or just the USA).

It's her second greatest hits album.

'My Prerogative' was a big one.

Then now, to celebrate her 10th anniversary (betchu didn't see that coming did you) in the messy world of the music business, she launched , just time for the holiday season shopping climate,
Britney: The Singles Collection.


It starts off with a bang with '3' her surprise Billboard chart #1-hit debut.
(Just how did she managed that coup?!)


Then followed by a slew of her past singles arranged in chronological order.

Clearly , Jive records wants to milk her worth and rival her with Madonna's Celebration album .

God bless Britney. She's selling out faster than hot toast.

She's not a girl. But an old woman now.
Metaphorically speaking.

Q

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Just like a Circus


Britney's much hyped about come-back is going quite well.

Her 'Womanizer' single is still all over the charts however rubbish and 80's-lame it is.

Her next single 'Circus' (hence the album's name-sake track) is doing rather fine too.


Quite ingenius a song really.

For her to really get back on her feet, she went back to her roots and collaborated with Max Martin, the producer who made her big in the first place with songs like 'Baby one More Time' , 'Crazy' and 'Lucky' ; her well-known showy dance numbers.

The song obviously hints at her loose love life (if you're not intimidated by her star presence you could apparently hook up with her quite easily she says) , pop-star train wreck tendencies and the media swirl that she is.


And yet, brings focus to her favourite place and comfort zone, the dance floor. Where her narcissistic streak is rampant and sexy-wild.



Lyrics:

"There's only two types of people in the world
The ones that entertain, and the ones that observe
Well baby, I'm a put on a show kind of girl
Don't like the back seat, gotta be first

I'm like the ring leader, I call the shots
I'm like a firecracker, I make it hot
When I put on a show


I feel the adrenaline moving through my veins
Spotlight on me and I'm ready to break
I'm like a performer, the dance floor is my stage
Better be ready, hope that you feel the same

All eyes on me in the center of the ring,
Just like a circus

When I crack that whip, everybody gonna trip,
Just like a circus
Don't stand there watching me, follow me,
Show me what you can do
Everybody let go, we can make a dance floor,
Just like a circus

There's only two types of guys out there
Ones that can hang with me, and ones that are scared
So baby, I hope that you came prepared
I run a tight ship, so beware

I'm like the ring leader, I call the shots
I'm like a firecracker, I make it hot
When I put on a show

I feel the adrenaline moving through my veins
Spotlight on me and I'm ready to break
I'm like a performer, the dance floor is my stage
Better be ready, hope that you feel the same

All eyes on me in the center of the ring,
Just like a circus

When I crack that whip, everybody gonna trip,
Just like a circus
Don't stand there watching me, follow me,
Show me what you can do
Everybody let go, we can make a dance floor,
Just like a circus

Let's go
A-a-aha
Let me see what you can do
A-a-aha
I'm runnin' this
Like, like, like like a circus
Yeah
Like a what?
Like, like, like a circus

All eyes on me in the center of a ring,
Just like a circus
When I crack that whip, everybody gonna trip,
Just like a circus
Don't stand there watching me, follow me,
Show me what you can do
Everybody let go, we can make a dance floor,
Just like a circus

All eyes on me in the center of a ring,
Just like a circus
When I crack that whip, everybody gonna trip,
Just like a circus
Don't stand there watching me, follow me,
Show me what you can do
Everybody let go, we can make a dance floor,
Just like a circus"


The Britney we love to hate and hate to love is back... dancin.

Q

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Princesses of Pop

It's the year end season again and the biggest stars are launching their albums to cash in on the holiday-buying mood of the public.

Indeed, it is no surprise that the pop-royalties are out once more to bask in their glory of their long-awating fans.

Britney Spears is staging her Comeback Round-Two.

Beyonce is proving to the world that she ain't burning out any time soon and is as Fierce as ever.

Christina is out to show that motherhood has dented none of her diva-tude. And is out to remind the world how big a star she still is.


Ok, with the princesses clearly name-dropped (as they would like it) , let us briefly discuss what to expect when parting your hard-earned money on any of their big new albums in these credit crunch times. (After all, these girls need to pay their bills too , ok?)



1) Miss Britney Spears' new album 'Circus' ; meant to cronicle and laugh at the hoo haa that she has always been since her 'Opps' days.

Of course , this time she's more specific with kids in tow and a 'womanizer' ex-hussy as she would like us to believe.

Ok, save for the fancy wild wild west theme, painfully well packaged album (double discs, loads of pictures within and an extra double-sided poster to boot) massive marketing hype that helped surge her ho-bum single 'Womanizer' to the top of the charts, this is really a very average album, whether you are a fan of hers or not.

Her previous album , 'Blackout' is a much better album. That album was a better comeback, unfortunately at a time when she wasn't ready .


In this album however, she's finally ready but the album's not.

In 'Blackout, the songs were amazingly catchy . Every song there was single-worthy.

In 'Circus' though, the songs are painfully fogettable.

To a point of being boring, bellying the glossy production for-the-sake-of-it.
Not one song is impressive. Not one track is outstanding with neither a catchy hook nor a hum worthy melody.

As usual, there's always that sugar-coated life-story of hers but who cares when you can't sit through a song pondering what's the hype all about and trying to tap your feet to the groove that isn't there.

This is sad for an artiste who's past albums were always filled with very strong melodies. How is it that the recording execs think, such a snooze-inducing material would end up as Britney's, let alone a supposed big comeback effort?


So, suffice to say, this album is average at best. She's still more the circus than the album-sake.




2) Miss 'Fierce' Beyonce Knowles, has always been the drama-mama (ok, sista perhaps since she's not that old). And this new album , is none the different. Her two discs (even for the non-deluxe edition)are meant to seperate the ballads and the hip-and-grind tracks.

In the first disc, the ballads continue to show case her melismas as she wails her way in an attempt to seal her position right next to Whitney and Mariah (good luck with that) . With well sung tracks like 'If I Were a Boy', so far, so good. She's nontheless, more toned down like she intended for this album. So don't expect too much of the 'to the Left, to the left' spite.

For the second disc, it is evident that Beyonce cannot resist but to slip back to her usual manic-self. She continues to booty like no one can. Songs like 'Single Ladies' is almost a rip off from her previous album while songs like 'Diva' is but self-indulgent.

Overall, compared to Britney's, Beyonce's a very consistent and well thought out effort. Her reign as the #1 'it girl' seems unshaken if weary. Britney needs to buck up.

'Sasha' is a well-befitting effort that shows her growth as a legitimate talent.





3) Miss Aguilera is this generation's penultimate Big Voice as she roars louder than her petite frame would lead anyone to believe.

So raw is her belting that her angst can come off scary and you almost cringe at the possible vocal cord-damage she could well be inflicting upon herself . But who could blame her ? She tries her darnest.

All these years, she's seen the less talented Britney constantly atop of her and Beyonce , seemly 'destined' from the start to be the Queen of Dramatics, all of which should have been her's or part that of.

Still, there's no denying , Aguilera was nonetheless, never a small player. Almost it's biggest, in fact.

That said, with upstarts like Leona Lewis (who incidently also has a Deluxe edition of her hit album 'Spirit' out now) in the horizon to add to that growing list of would-be-competitors, it's little wonder that Aguilera is rapidly oiling her guns and showing to the world that she is Miss Perfection.

Yes, with a face seemingly carved by angels themselves, she's drop dead stunning. And yes of course, her voice is unmatced for sheer power and range.


This album, ' Keeps Getting Better' only proves it. Indeed, she does keep getting better from the lofty position that she already is.


***So now begs the big question. Who's album should you pound your bucks on?

Me thinks Beyonce's and Aguilera's.


If you still want Britney, get 'Blackout' instead.

Q

Monday, October 27, 2008

I Kissed a Girl




Katy Perry . The new girl on the block.


Whose causing quite a stirr not since Russion girl-duo T.A.T.U .

Talking about lesbian/ gay sex and the angst that comes with social rejection.


A tried and tested formula that has obviously worked well, given the chart performance of her international debut album, 'One of the Boys', so far.

Pitching herself against the Avril Lavigne, Amy Winehouse, T.A.T.U, Amy Lee and Britney Spears markets all-at-once is quite a feat.


Either this will pay off or she's so gonna bomb out of the scene.

Watch her in a couple of years time. We'll see.

Q

Friday, October 17, 2008

Bezz Legz in the Biz

Who has the best legs in Show Biz? ")



Victoria, the goddess of legs. Here she ain't even posing and she's already amazing.
Supermodel Tyra Banks, was booked for 25 shows in the first week she was in Paris back then when she was just 17. A record in the industry. See why?

Britney,the dance princess stomps on stage like no other.

Supermodel Heidi does a Basic Instinct, like Sharon Stone, but only better.

Kylie Minogue, petite but her legs go on forever. That's her body language.

Supermodel Naomi, the fiercest strut in the business. Period.

Supermodel Alek proves its all in the genes. Bone structure is everything.

Mariah 's hem lines go as high as her notes and perfectly show's off her highly insured pair of heavenly pillars.

Gisele, the supermodel of supermodels (Tyra and Heidi, please sit down...) , need I say more?


Personally, though, I love singer and fashion icon Victoria Beckhams' !!!!!

This girl's got the gams
I tell ya.

Since her Posh days, we all knew she had it.

Q

Monday, July 21, 2008

Pretty in Pink

Actress Eva Longoria
Supermodel Miranda Kerr
A Pink Hummer ; every guys dream. A Babe is optional.
Supermodel Janice Dickinson
Singer/rapper Lil Kim

Errmmmmm...Gimme Gimme Gimme ... More?

A color of vibrancy. Hotness.


Q

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

#1 Hit Girls

Mariah Carey has more #1 hits than any other female artiste in American Music history. (18 Billboard #1s, to date)

Geri Halliwell (tie with Madonna) has the most number of #1 hits for a female artist on the British Charts (13 #1s; 9 with the Spice Girls and 4 as a Solo)
BTW, the Spice Girls also have more #1 hits as a Girl-group than any other in British pop chart history.

Madonna has the most #1 hits for a solo female artist on the British Charts (13 #1 hits)

Of course, the world over, there are other very notable female superstars like Whitney Houston (11 #1s on the American Billboard; third behind only Madonna with 12 and Mariah with 18),
Janet Jackson (9 #1 hits on the American Billboard).


Notable also, is Britney Spears who has had more #1 consecutive albums than any other female artist is American BillBoard History.

And Diana Ross who's had 10 #1 hits on the American charts with The Supremes and 6 #1s as a solo.

>>>
And then that's it, folks.

A large berth that seperates these #1 HIT girls and the rest of the female singers in today's fickle Pop world.


Sorry... Neither Beyonce nor J Lo nor Celine , are even remotely close.... LOL ^^



Q

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Business Beauties

Forbes List of the
Most Powerful and successful Celebrity Business Women
for 2007 is out:

In no particular order:

1) Jennifer Aniston: Actress

2) Tyra Banks: Supermodel/talk show host/Producer

3) Gisele Bundchen: Supermodel

4) Heidi Klum: Supermodel/TV host/Producer/designer

5) Madonna: Singer

6) Jessica Simpson: Singer/actress

7) Sandra Bullock : Actress/producer

8) Kimora Lee Simmons: Former-Supermodel/Designer/CEO and muse for Baby Phat/KLS


9) Kate Moss: Supermodel

10)Sarrah Jessica Parker: Actress


What do they have in Common:
-Good business decisions
-They consider themselves 'Business People' not models/actresses/singers etc.


"Diversify " , "No one-off Deals", "Building own Brand" , " Building Global-dom", "Spreading out" , " Existing successful career" and " Good Reputation"


Special Mention:
We will see a lot of Tyra Banks in 2008.
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"It seems 'What ever Tyra wants, Tyra Gets.'"


NOT on the list:
Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Julia Roberts and Beyonce.


Notice that of the Top 10, 5 are Supermodels. Hmmm.

Q

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Sex and Spears

(L-R: Jamie-Lynn and Britney)

You know apparently, The Spears Sisters grew up
knowing absolutely NOTHING about Sex Education.


Elder Spears is all but 25 and she's already got three estranged kids in tow while the younger Spears is only 16 and already 4 months preggy. (at the time of this posting)

When you're the 'it' girls of the Orange-County crowd made up of spoilt rich kiddos who would have spent through half of their massive inheritance even before they reach 20, and then more time in clubs and rehab than in college, perhaps Mama Spears should have kept the alcohol on the higher shelf and spent more time on the Birds and the Bees.


Holla back Paris, Nicole, Misha and Hillary !!! Yoo woo!!!

J-Lynn dishing out teenage-sex advice:
I definitely don't think it's something you should do; it's better to wait.


Is she HIGH ???

Yeah, maybe wait til you're 17, pehaps? LMAO


Sex. What's that?