America's Next Top Cougar

Cougar alert!

We're not talking about the Real Housewives Of New York or Atlanta ( like we ever believed they do any form of domestic chores since becoming Missus) .

We're talking about Former Mrs Lorenzo Lamas.

Seperated . Free. And on the hunt for the next hunk. Clearly, her former-hunk-of-a hussy was aging non-too-gracefully.

Look at her, as tacky as she is with her LV tote, that hot pink Leopard print bikini one could spot from space, porn star worthy seven-inch crystal heels, the pseudo-incognito sun hat and giant Chanel Sun glasses and topping it all off with that I-sleep-in-a-tanning bed and I-betcha-couldn't-tell-look, she is hot.

Siliconed, botoxed, fillered and lipoed hot.

No, our mothers don't look like that.

Q .. You gotta hand it to her. Even Paris Hilton will want her surgeon.

Paris too Sexy for Brazil

RIO DE JANEIRO –

Paris Hilton is giving blondes a bad name.

(yeah right)

So says Brazil's Secretariat for Women's Affairs, which wants a sultry beer commercial starring the hotel heiress, model and actor off the air.

The ad features Hilton in a short black dress preening and rubbing a can of Devassa beer on herself, to the delight of onlookers watching through her window.

The commercial isn't very explicit — especially in a land where postage-stamp-size bikinis are ubiquitous.

But Brazil's regulations say beer commercials cannot treat women as overtly sensual objects.

"It's an ad that devalues women — in particular, blond women," according to a spokeswoman for the Women's Secretariat who said it received numerous complaints.~Associated Press



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Ok, from a country that produces some of the hottest and sexiest people in the business ( and I'm not just talking about Supermodels Gisele, Adriana and Alexandra), Paris ( not too bad herself) in a beer ad is too much?

C'mon ! That's just Paris Hilton-hatin there!

Q

This Guido loves her Pinks

Snooki is as street as it gets; she knows her moves and can rough it out.


But She does know how to be diva-on-the-set , living the high life of glam.


Q ... P!nk and Paris , bring it on! This girl can 'take care of her self' and 'loves to be the centre of attention!' .

Genie out of The Bottle

Miss Polizzi looking bootylicious

The Grammy Awards, once again ,came and went.

The usual controversies (other than the bitching of fashionista watch-dogs) such as the seemingly undeserving winners ( a certain Diva-Hustler got a bus loads of Grammies again) and incessant rumours of bribes and favours abound. (Payment in Millions or in Kind, perhaps?^^)

Nothing, however , is as controversial as having Snooki around, of course. Star of hit reality show, Jersey Shore.

Not since Britney Spears, Whitney Houston, Rihanna ,Amy Winehouse, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, had there been another celebrity with quite as many 'Scuttlebacks' in the fodders of tabloids.

But of course,

'Scuttlebacks are good!'

according to Wendy Williams.

Anyway, back to the gist of this entry, observers thronging the red carpet that evening had to do a double-take for , although, Beyonce, Lady Gaga and Taylor Swift were the darlings of the night, Christina Aguilera was also there? Eh?

Q .... Surely Miss Polizzi is pleasing the fashion police.

P.S: I think it is very nice that there are days she wants to 'be tall' and pile it up high with 7-inch plantform heels and her signature 'high-poof' hair and then there are days like these where she's just letting loose, be edgy and have a good time and be totally secure about not being a 5'10 monster girl in NY and LA . Fabulous.

It's Freezing Hot in Here!

Xia Xue
She's Falling Snow.

She's a celebrity whose reputation stems from her powerful words in Cyberspace.

And regardless of what people tag her as being a total biatch, Sarong Parday Gal or media hogger or ... you get the idea, almost like a Singaporean version of Paris Hilton sans the Bentleys and Sex Tape (not quite sure if there won't be one any time now for the latter) , still I find her hot.

A mean 'hotness' really is quite Objectified , no?

Nose job, big blond tresses, blue contacts, fake eye lashes and a ton of kohl and mascara, face powered and blushed to such rosy perfection, lotsa cleavage and toned gams in the highest designer heels. And personality is a plus.

Yeah, I always appreciate a girl that takes the effort to dress up .

That's sexy.

Q ... That's HOT. Yeah, Paris? ^^

Femme Bot : BFF?

Well , the last several posts I've made about 'Femme Bots' are about satisfying the male fantasy.

How about having a femme bot that is a girl's best friend , instead?

Indeed, not a GF but a BFF.

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Press release:

" If guys thought that robots are their domain only then they need to look at Sakura. Exclusively designed for the fairer sex, this pretty bot will also serve the men too if they like pink colored robots. Packed with girly features like integrated audio fashion tips, fortune telling, answering yes or no questions, and cracking a joke or two, she is also programmed to dole out five songs on demand. ... And she can keep secrets too.... and she’ll only reveal if you plug a special key."

Almost like a tribute to Paris Hilton but oh well.

Q.. 'that's hot.'

Par!s in P!nk

Merry Christmas, Paris!

Your customised Pink Bentley has arrived! ^^

The hotel heiress recently received delivery of the car - a Christmas present to herself worth an estimated $200,000 - fulfilling a childhood fantasy of owning a vehicle like children's toy doll Barbie.




The 27-year-old socialite is planning to decorate the interior of the car in her favourite colour to match its exterior.

She said: 'I've just always wanted a pink car. I think when you're a little girl and you have the Barbie corvette you're always like, 'Oh I wish I had a car like this one day', so I think it just comes from being a fan of Barbie for so long.

'This is a car that I cannot drive every single day but I will be driving a lot. They put on protective tint on the windows so no paparazzi flashes can come through.'

Erm, Paris, and the whole idea of a Pink Bentley , being?

So you'd be anonymous despite the whole world knowing who's behind the wheel?

Paris, we've seen EVERYTHING that you ... are.

Pink Nipples and all.

Q

Business Beauties

Forbes List of the

Most Powerful and successful Celebrity Business Women

for 2007 is out:

In no particular order:

1) Jennifer Aniston: Actress

2) Tyra Banks: Supermodel/talk show host/Producer

3) Gisele Bundchen: Supermodel

4) Heidi Klum: Supermodel/TV host/Producer/designer

5) Madonna: Singer

6) Jessica Simpson: Singer/actress

7) Sandra Bullock : Actress/producer

8) Kimora Lee Simmons: Former-Supermodel/Designer/CEO and muse for Baby Phat/KLS


9) Kate Moss: Supermodel

10)Sarrah Jessica Parker: Actress


What do they have in Common:
-Good business decisions
-They consider themselves 'Business People' not models/actresses/singers etc.

"Diversify " , "No one-off Deals", "Building own Brand" , " Building Global-dom", "Spreading out" , " Existing successful career" and " Good Reputation"


Special Mention:

We will see a lot of Tyra Banks in 2008.

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"It seems 'What ever Tyra wants, Tyra Gets.'"


NOT on the list:
Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Julia Roberts and Beyonce.


Notice that of the Top 10, 5 are Supermodels. Hmmm.

Q