Italiano , no?

Well, well, well, look who isn't actually Italian. Snooki, alias Nicole Polizzi, aka "The Ultimate Guidette," is actually -- wait for it -- Chilean,

her cast-mate Jenni "J-WOWW" Farley revealed during a visit to FOX's 'The Strategy Room' on Tuesday.

"So what does she mean when she says Guidette?" asked the semi-incredulous FOX anchor, Jill Dobson.

J-WOWW's response? "That's a stereotype that people misconstrued with Italians.

It's a lifestyle. Like, the scene that we're in. It's not like Italian."

J-WOWW is open about her lack of Italian heritage; she's Spanish and Irish by descent. Snooki is adopted by an Italian family, hence her surname. J-WOWW also revealed that "Ron's not full Italian either,"

referring to Ronnie Magro.


What is Snooki's response to Woww's comments ?

"F**k You !"

as typically her.

So cool
More controversy . Purrrrrrrrfect .

I sense cast rivaly.

Q ... outch.

P.S : WTH , I still adore her to bits!

More News Jersey

Miss Hotness, diva on the set, Snooki

The Main cast of the hit MTV reality show , Jersey Shore, are heating up our TV screens with their bold and sexy , wild and hormone-fuelled antics.

Party, sex, booze and controversy is their thing.

Apart from the hit show and its reruns, they are also nicely busy with endorsement deals, guest appearances, talk shows, radio interviews, magazine shoots , modelling ... and music.

They are every where !

Q ... these guidos and guidettes are smouldering to say the least. Cheers!

P.S: Me thinks Snooki looks like Christina Aguilera meets Amy Winehouse meets Lil Kim. :) Which is a good thing right?

Squaring off

The Issue : Wendy discusses with Snooki about the controversy of her show 'Jersey Shore' .


Talk Show diva, Wendy Williams,

Jersey Shore star , Nicole 'Snooki'

Statuesque Wendy got this response from petite Snooki~

Snooki :

"The Italian, whatever, national, whatever their organization is, they don’t understand that 'guidos' and 'guidettes' are good-looking people that, you know, like to make a scene and be center of attention and just take care of themselves... They are old-fashioned. They don't know that; they think it's offensive, because maybe in their time it was offensive, but now it's kind of a compliment. So they don't understand that and that is what we are trying to say. They are way overreacting to the show. We're 22 to 29 just having fun at the shore. They are just taking it way out of proportion.

"

Wendy mentioned on the show that 'Jersey Shore ' is in fact , her guiltiest pleasures on TV.

Q

Too Fast

Dzhabar, in his famous Muslim-meets Thai pre match getup:

Was watching the Muay Thai reality show , Contender Asia (again) this time, John Wayne was in and KO-ed was Dzhabar.

Ok, other than a nose that badly needs a plastic surgeon ASAP (no, not from this fight) , this is a good guy with a big heart , great personality and immense drive and determination and strong moral upbringing .

And lots of R.E.S.P.E.C.T to him.

Well, expectedly, he was in tears when

he lost and became 2nd runner up

(ok, this ain't no pageant, but just saying.) .

He's words were very inspiring and insightful .

" People say I am young. But time is going fast. I must do everything fast."

Well said.

He's the one in Green.)

Finally someone with Brawn and Brains.

Q

> One very Unforgettable Contender.

Now it is Yod and John Wayne to slug it out next week in the Finale and One will the The Contender. Watch this space.

A Fight as Hard as Candy

Scottish, Sean Wright.


Was watching the Muay Thai reality series 'Contender Asia' again tonight (yes I am a self confessed obsessed-fan of the show)

and Sean Wright of Scotland got kicked out.

He was KO-ed by non other than the eventual winner of the entire show, Thai fighter and world champion, Yodsaenklai.

Well, dear Yod now has the distinct reputation of defeating the only two Eye Candies in the show.


(The final 4: Yod in Yellow. And Sean, in Blue)

First, it was during the initial Q-finals, where fellow Thai, Naruepol,was ousted, now, beaten as a semi-finalist, (that's 4th position overall 4 u) , is Sean.

Perhaps that's what the producers wanted.

Looks versus the Goods.

Eh?

Q


> It was a fantastic fight! ^^ Sean is one hell of a dude.

Final Apprentice

Stefani, winner of Season 6 (with Donald Trump)The Apprentice.
Most deserving , indeed !

And she is GORGEOUS!!!

Stefanie from Cycle 6, winner of the final season of The Apprentice before Donald Trump decided to fire himself before the CBS big wigs got the chance when ratings began to slip. (yes, big wigs do fire each other as well)

She's an attorney by profession.

She's very eloquent. Very smart. Very good at doing a fantastic job.

Never before was there the clear winner and the most deserving until she came about.

Never dragged into the boardroom. Never had issues with anyone. Never had the drama. Just clinically brilliant.


With a cool demeanor, very focused and very competent, she won hands down way before the season concluded.

And Yes, she DOES LOOK like Brazilian Supermodel Gisele Bundchen!!!

WOOO!!!!

Q

> Yep, ought to be sleeping but was watching late night re-runs. :P

Lost in the Fight for Reality

Was watching Contender Asia , and it's sad to know that Naruepol, from Thailand (top), my favourite contestant, was finally kicked (literally) out of the reality-show competition.

It's a sad day because , we're talking about TV here, and here is a fella that not only has the goods (*on all counts) and definitely has quite a fan base.

Such cruel pairing that was not to his favour.

He was paired to fight it out with fellow thai and friend , Yodsaenklai.

(below)

Who's one of the best fighters in the world today.

I mean, this is cruel and unfortunate timing right... ?

Naruepol is easily the second best but for the sake of reality-tv hoopla , the producers just had to make this happen mid way to keep ratings up.

So suffice to say, due to the nature of the competition, it's easy to see that , besides the eventual winner for the entire competition, everybody else may not be kicked out in accordance to ability but pure luck.

BB Naruepol, here is a fan that'll miss your kicks on TV, surely.

Q

>> But seeing Yodsaenklai talking about how he's fighting hard for a better life for his mum and poverty-stricken family, and how he and his mum showed such bonding with each other during a special visit, it was indeed heart-warming.
(Bastardized producers!)

Z-A-C-H 's da Man

He shed blood , sweat and Tears. (Literally) .

Our Home Boy, Zach, for the Muay Thai reality show 'Contender Asia' , was finally ousted from the competition.

The flag was flown with lotsa pride (quite a 'something' for a stuffy Red-taped country like Singapore) .

Zach, a popped shoulder is damn damn damn ... painful . We understand.


BTW, his stats:
Zach (in his Boxing regalia)
Name: Kim Khan Zaki aka Zach
Fight Name: "Zig Zach"
Birthday: 4th Sept 82
Height : 1.83m
Weight: 77kg
Fight weight: 70kg -72kg
Fight Record: 19 Fights 13 Wins (8 by KO)
Occupation: Personal Trainer, Professional Muay Thai Fighter
Awards: Muay Thai Against Drugs Challenge Champion 2006, Contender Asia Fighter


XOXO

THAT'S OUR BOY , ZACH !!!

Q ..Proud of you :-)

Destiny's Child : Survivor

Flirty Parvarti slinked her way to a MILLION dollars.

By now we all now that Survivor: Fans Vs. Favourites winner is Parvarti Shallow.

But the other two where damn close up till the very end.

And therefore deserve special mention as my Destiny's Child: Survivors:-P

Haha.


Amanda (2nd)and Cirie (3rd) (and special mention; Natalie (4th) who's the last of the 'Fans' who made it that far).



(L-R: Natalie,Parvarti,Cirie and Amanda )

More blind-sides attempted than any other seasons of Survivor.

It was the most entertaining.

Will always be remembered as one of the best. EVER.

Ratings proved it.

Q

We R Davids.

David Archuleta , David Cook and Syesha Merchado. (Top to bottom respectively; picture sequence I mean)

The two Davids have been at the top of the pack from Day 1.

Consistently good. Consistently the favourites of both the judges and the voters alike.

Fingers point at an eventual ALL-DAVID finale for this seasons's American Idol.

Syesha on the other hand, is a great singer who's given laudable performances and but has never really set the stage on fire and the hearts of voters.

What's miraculous is the fact that she's been in the bottom 2 MORE times than any Idol hopeful in the history of this competition. EVER.

Week after week, she's in the bottom and barely scraping to the next round.

And still, she's come this far to be in the Top 3.


Will Lady Luck still be blessing this beautiful girl with the charming smile and sneek her into the top 2, like how she's been doing so every week?

Or will it indeed be the Battle of the Davids?

One of the most anticipated Idol seasons; like never before!

Watch this space. :)

"So, Paula, what comment would you give?" LOL

Q

4 girls and a Dumb Blonde

"Eric is officially the dumbest player in the History of Survivor."

quipped Parvarti.

Indeed.

4 Girls and a Dumb Blonde.

This is 4 U Eric.

You made me LMAO.

*What's the use of fighting so hard for an Immunity Idol, only to give it away at a time when you're obviously on the Line? Hahahahaha.:P

OMG

Q

Drag Queens with Real Pussies :)

Was watching the re-run of last season's P'ussycat Dolls Presents: The Search for the next Doll'.

(That's what you'd always end up with being a Late Nighter.)

And it remindered me why this show, however unrealistic it was (because Nicole Scherzinger is the only girl that's non-replaceable, no?), was such eye-candy:

1) Ken Mok produced the sh*t out of this show so if you like shows like ANTM, you'd love the same direction of this show to hell and back.

2) Girls wanting to be Drag Queens; that's quite a change huh? It's normally the other way round.

3) HOt Hot girls who can't really sing (those who can are already on American Idol)but they kinda-sing and kinda-dance (nowadays stripping is the expected equivalent).

4) Anastacia Rose McPherson. This girl has the vavavoom! Her height, the legs that go on 4eva, the booty and the most lucious hair ever since the movie 10,000 B.C. Antin said she had the whole package (no Nobel prize for that) and ...
Even biatchy Nicole Scherzinger couldn't help but comment

"You're a Goddess."

(What this normally means is Nicole hissing backstage "Run that Whore out of town!")

Of course, as history had played out, Anastacia was one of the Top 5 finalists but never actually won ( Asia Nitollano won eventually BTW).

Oh well.

But Miss Anatacia is Da Bomb ya'll!!^^

Q

You go Nata !!!

Natasha Galkina: 1ST Runner up for ANTM Cycle 8




She's got the sultry looks, the personality, the spunk, the willingness to learn and push herself and ability to sell herself well and the purity of heart.

This girl had it all.

And when the re-run was on, it was obvious that even the judges could see it and feel it and where rooting for her.

So did folks all over the world.



But, so tragic that she didn't win even though I felt she rocked the runway and all through the entire season.

I really wonder why it's always the better girl that ends up SECOND on Top Model, cycle after cycle.

:(

Other than Danni from Cycle 6, every winner thus far stinks.

I was also rooting for Melrose of Cycle 7, and yes, she ended up runner-up as well.

C'mon Tyra, give the deserving girl her big break!!!

Q

Ps : Luve ya Nata !!! Go on and rock the world's stage. ")

Contender Asia

From the producers of The Apprentice and Survivor, this is probably the most riveting reality show ever to be made here on this puny island

(shameful isnt it?)

Anyway, unlike the Bullsh*t that is WWF, this here is the Real Deal.

The real raw-talent. The training. The genuine conviction to win honour and glory.

Yes, the prize money is big , but you do sense it's not all fluff.

The blood, (lotsa)sweat and tears.

(Check out my fave: A Lumpinee and Thai Champion, 22-year-old Naruepol is one of the most popular fighters)


Makes you wanna try out Muay Thai any time now.

I could... Wink^^

Q

Scary and Spice

I have a thing for reality TV because I'm a practical person and I 'm just snide about make-beliefs in Soups.

I like to observe people. Period.

The way others lead their lives, carry themselves, react and interact. It intrigues me endlessly.


So when celebrity chef , Gordon Ramsey, go all bull-doggy; yelping, cussing and swearing at his trainee-chefs, it's just facinating how anyone could bring military antics into the kitchen.

And it's even more facinating how obliging and tail-in-between-the-legs people can be when they are reduced to mere morsels.

Half the time I'm wondering if fear had taken over and where there is no love in the food that is cooked... so how can any of what's churned out taste good?

And is seeing Ramsey and the cooked, I mean cooks , in a fish tank, going all Yo Ma Ma at each other, really what makes for a romantic night out?

And when Ramsey goes all Diva and closes the kitchen once (too often)leaving the guests empty-stomached ... Is that even remotely forgiveable? Hilarous.

Drama Ma ma.

But, that's exactly why reality TV has this fan in me.

It is intense. It is cut-throat.


It is good as Hell. :0)

Q

Cloverfield clovers at the Box Office

The Statue Of Liberty is prolly the most overused and over-bashed up World Heritage site. EVER.

The poor grand dame is marked in National Treasure 2, is underwater in A.I. , under snow in The Day After Tomorrow, is scratched up in X-Men, is bashed up in Godzilla. Is Bashed up again in Cloverfield. She's Beheaded in fact!

Do we really have issues with Her?


...

Anyway, back to the movie in review.

-One word: Great.

-TWO more words: Watch it .

Why you'll love it:

It's one hella roller coaster ride!

If you think you can dig a movie crossed between The Blair Witch Project and Godzilla, you'll love this to bits.
It will surely leave you with an unforgettable weedend at the movies.

Why you'll hate it:

It's one hella roller coaster ride!

Go easy on that pre-movie dinner is all I can hint to you . (I'm not gonna spoil the fun.)

Verdict: It's only the start of the year and already it's likely one of it's best.

"A thrill-seeker's ultimate nightmare. A dream."

"The emotional depth is Unnerving."

"You'll really want to get off your seat and leave. But You'll want to endure!"

How many stars? A Plenty. Haha. :)



PS:There's pic which I'm so SO so SO tempted to put here... but no. It'll spoil the fun.

So a Teaser 4 u instead. :p

It's so good, I'm puking....

Pussy Cat Dolls Present:

The 'Search' for the Next Doll. Whatta Joke. She obviously don't matter. Might as well grab some skank-whore off the streets; cheaper too. :op


I wonder why only Nicole's in the middle while the other Dolls are blurred-out? (Like you needed a clue...)


Earlier in March 2007, PCD, the multi-platinum sellingburlesque troupe-turned-recording girl group, started a new hit reality TV show called

'Pussy Cat Dolls Present: The Search for the Next Doll" .

Are they kidding? It's like , we all know that that the only member that matters is our dear Nicole Scherzinger.

She's the only girl you can hear and see while the other's can go for a holiday and be back by Christmas and you wouldn't notice.

Does anyone out there even know the names of the other Dolls??

Adding one more member only means they'll have to travel around in a bus (while Nicole continues her royal-rumble in a Bentley).


As the group's founder, Robin Antin, puts it at the end of each girl's elimination:

"It's time to hang up your boa. I'm sorry, you will not be the next Pussycat Doll."

Ultimate Drag Queen meets Stripperella. :p

Anyway, The winner, Asia Nitollano, became the 7th-but-never-was member to PCD. She wisely chose to embark on a solo career.

Good for her 'coz joining the Dolls will only allow Nicole to b*t*h her out of the industry sooner than later. Anyway. :p

Suffice to say, although this show makes for good fluff-in-the-buff, other than a huge publicity stunt for the Pussy Cat Dolls (or just Nicole) and a money spinning machine, WHAT IS IT? :(


PS: The only reason I'd ever tune in, is to see rap-diva Lil Kim.
:-)

Lil Kim, as a (Blow) Doll. ..... Juz Jokin.:op

Victoria's Doggy Secret

Was having dinner in front of the TV ... I know... no life. LOL

Switched to Channel 5 ... And the network was playing
The High School Musical~ Concert.

C'mon man ! That sh*t should go to straight to Nickelodeon or something!

I mean, it's like, does the general population LOOK like they are stuck in pre-pubescence or something?

Saccharine sweet, overly idealistic, starry-eyed, the idolizing of some school-hunk/belle 'til the knees go weak.... cheer leader-meets-jock puppy love rubbish... whateva to spoil Prime Time television.

So suffice to say, I went machine-gun on the remote-control.

Well, turned up THIS Show here,

'It's me or The Dog~ with Victoria' caught my attention.

Can't help it, here is a nutcase who's really into documentaries ... and dawgs
:-P

It's kinda like 'The Nanny' but dealing with our furry best friends.

And I am smitten.

Victoria's got the talent with dog-training, I tell ya. Absolute genius. Totally professonal.

She's a good looker but that's not what comes across as distracting. Rather it's what she does on the show which is seriously impressive.

She know's her stuff. Her expertise is unquestionable.

Here is not someone who's on TV because of looks.

A real deal. A real show stopper .


So note this down and stick it on the fridge:
Central, 9 pm every Wed, 'It's me or the Dog'

Top Model ... its NOT Unreal

There have been criticisms that ANTM is un-realistic ... that it has yet to produce
'Supermodels' .

Hey, c'mon! It takes more than winning a top-rated internationally renowned and acclaimed Model-search show to put a model on the Supermodel-pedestal !

The girls have a lot going for them... but it still takes a lot of hard work and the right connections and stuff to be as big as Tyra.

The show basically puts these diamonds-in-the-rough in the forefront and 'out there' for exposure. (Something most models can only dream about!)

Train them with the best industry experts... and wish them luck . That's it.

Whether a girl becomes a 'star' in the fashion business a.k.a a 'Supermodel ' like Tyra, Naomi, Gisele or Heidi...is a whole different ball game.

Gisele didn't win Elite Model of the World competition. Neither did Adriana nor Isabeli nor Fernanda. There.

Tyra was rejected 6 times by various agencies before she got her break. So did Cindy.

For those who have dabbled in the industry will know how hard it is to make it big... you never really know who makes it or who doesnt'. Think it's easier studying for a pHd ! Seriously.

So give the show and its girls a chance. And more cred.

'Beauty and the Geek' ...the show is WORST .

This is the WORST show ever on TV...

It is not a no-brainer. ... It is just a seriously warped show... the geeks are hen-pecked with nary balls between their legs.

The blonds are biatches with no brains, no manners, no morals... no tact... no honesty.

It's angish watching how they systematically kick out all the non-blonds who do have brains, heart and personality.

It's like the ENTIRE show was scripted to make sure the brunettes get victimised and screwed to loose the game early on... get them all bashed up socially and psychologically.

So sad. So hellishly devious.

Stoooopid show. The worst. REPULSIVE.