Star vs. Porn Star

Hollywood has got two types of Stars.

The Big Stars.

And the Wannabes;

the Big (tits) Stars.

One you'll watch re-runs of their shows, late nights.

And the other you'll watch re-runs of theirs, very late nights....

Mariah Carey vs. Mary Carey ("Touch My Body?" Eh? :)

Katie Holmes vs. Katee Holmes (Tom Cruise is cruising the right boat I hope...)

Tyra Banks vs. Tyra Banxxx (Wanna be on Top? Really? :p) LOL


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