This is a Puuurrrrrrfect siesta for any lonely ( & desperate?) guy to have as a companion.
Introducing Miss 'Hiza'. :-)
-She got great gams! (Woooo ... wink*)
-She wouldn't be b*tching about that colleague at work for the umpteenth time.(Thank Gawd!!!)
-She won't complain of cramps (both the legs and a lil further up North). (So no need to feel guilty)
-She wouldn't mind that you paid no attention to her as you drift off to LaLa Land.
(Your ears won't be pulled or be yelled into. Relief, no?)
-Best of all, she's no cheap slut to soil you reputation (Mr Sore Loser?) or invite office rumors. (May be just guffaws.)
What more can a mopping guy ask for?
Now, if you're the type looking for Boobies, she's not your type of girl.
Q
2 comments:
She' way cheaper than an Escort.
But still not exactly cheap.
But hey, sign on the dotted line and she's literally married to you and you need not say 'I Do' .
Ever. :OP
LOL...this reminds me of Cow & Chicken.
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