I was out hitting the clubs with pals tonight. :p
Was club-hopping, more like it. (a late dinner at Hooters doesn't count :-p) .
7 Clubz in a row, man! LOL
1) Kandi Bar (~1 hours)
2) Fashion Bar (~45 mins)
3) Ministry of Sound (~ 1.5 hours)
4) Pure (~10 mins)
5) Studio 54 (~35 mins)
6) Smoove (~20 mins)
7) Forbidden City (~2+ hours)
As you can see, the amount of time spent in each highly differed.
And it changes all the time. I do spend a hell lot of time in F-Bar on other sinful nights of tryst. LOL
The music, the ambient, the service, the mood, the crowd.
A lot goes into the mix of what's nice, what's tolerable and what's bleah.
Especially easy to sieve it all out if you had a reaaaallllllllyyyyy long day prior. Haha. Yawn.
(B*t*hy and moody getit?ha ha)
Well, the DJ has his own mood swings too so the music is not worth commenting if it just happens to sux on a particular night . So no comments on this.
The ambient, well, no club in The Cannery is particularly bad, so deal with it.
The mood has got a lot to do with whom you're clubbing with , the ambient and music.... an overall impression. U C? Can't say it was bad, so we'll move on.
Lastly , let's talk about the Crowd.
(The gist of this post really. LOL)
Let's consider the deception :
1) The clothes are flattering and fancy. ( read: Slimming)
2) The hair styles are perfect to every strand. (read: facial flaws hiding behind a perfect coif)
3) The moves are rehearsed and deliberate (read: seen from best angles only)
4) The lights are dimmed (read: 'looking' good because of poor vision)
5) The air is filled with smoke from cigarettes and dry ice. (read: Instant air-brush!!)
So every body looks like a million dollars. Every body looks ready to be hit-on and picked up.
Oh is it?
Once the night wears thin.... *Once the lights are turned back on. *Once the smoke dissipates. Once the all the gyrations (and smooching?) had been done and all is sweaty, make-up melted, waxes dissolved....
Then you 'll all go:
EEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!! HIDEOUS !
This is a best time to sieve out the really good-lookers and 90% of the rest of the population that are only 'average' and are posing the night away.:0)
Guess that hottie is not that hot after all . :p
LMAO.
'Dancing Divas' or 'Dancing Dogs & Donkeys. '
You decide. :)
Bwahahahahaa. Bwahahahahaha. Bwhahahahahaha
1 comment:
Le Divas:
http://www.simonjobling.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/dancing_divas_cd.gif
Apt n thnks
:)
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