Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Queen of Rock

Yes, holler her famous name! (Album cover)

No one works the stage like she does. She's in the zone when she gyrates and picks up the crowd.

Her voice is most distinctive; from a sexy come-hither to an all-out whine,rasp and yelp.

From Anastacia to Beyonce, this Proud Mary has influenced a generation of powerful live performers.

She was a sex icon with those toned gams way before Mariah Carey flaunted hers.

Tina Turner. The legend.


A new album out in stores now.

A greatest hits compilation befitting the megastar that she is.

*Taken from her official webbie:

<<'Tina Turner's Top Hits, Rare Live Recordings and Two Exclusive New Songs Presented on New CD and Digital Album, 'Tina!,' to Be Released September 30 in North America by Capitol/EMI

18-Track CD & Digital Companion to Turner's North American 'Tina' Tour

Tina Turner made headlines around the world in May when she announced that she would tour this fall and winter. To complement the eight-time Grammy Award winner and Rock & Roll Hall of Famer's long-awaited return to arenas throughout North America, Capitol/EMI will release Tina! on September 30, a new 18-track CD and digital collection of Turner's top hits, rare live recordings and two exclusive new tracks.

The brand new stage show will feature hit after hit spanning Turner's entire career, with a spectacular production including the singer's top-notch band, innovative choreography, hi-tech lighting and much more.

With sales totaling more than 170 million albums worldwide and a phenomenal number of hit records throughout her career, Tina Turner is the most successful female rock artist of all time and the undisputed Queen of Rock 'N' Roll.
'>>


This Lady is effervescent. A living legend.

Q ... Tina ! Tina! Tina!

Princesses of Pop

It's the year end season again and the biggest stars are launching their albums to cash in on the holiday-buying mood of the public.

Indeed, it is no surprise that the pop-royalties are out once more to bask in their glory of their long-awating fans.

Britney Spears is staging her Comeback Round-Two.

Beyonce is proving to the world that she ain't burning out any time soon and is as Fierce as ever.

Christina is out to show that motherhood has dented none of her diva-tude. And is out to remind the world how big a star she still is.


Ok, with the princesses clearly name-dropped (as they would like it) , let us briefly discuss what to expect when parting your hard-earned money on any of their big new albums in these credit crunch times. (After all, these girls need to pay their bills too , ok?)



1) Miss Britney Spears' new album 'Circus' ; meant to cronicle and laugh at the hoo haa that she has always been since her 'Opps' days.

Of course , this time she's more specific with kids in tow and a 'womanizer' ex-hussy as she would like us to believe.

Ok, save for the fancy wild wild west theme, painfully well packaged album (double discs, loads of pictures within and an extra double-sided poster to boot) massive marketing hype that helped surge her ho-bum single 'Womanizer' to the top of the charts, this is really a very average album, whether you are a fan of hers or not.

Her previous album , 'Blackout' is a much better album. That album was a better comeback, unfortunately at a time when she wasn't ready .


In this album however, she's finally ready but the album's not.

In 'Blackout, the songs were amazingly catchy . Every song there was single-worthy.

In 'Circus' though, the songs are painfully fogettable.

To a point of being boring, bellying the glossy production for-the-sake-of-it.
Not one song is impressive. Not one track is outstanding with neither a catchy hook nor a hum worthy melody.

As usual, there's always that sugar-coated life-story of hers but who cares when you can't sit through a song pondering what's the hype all about and trying to tap your feet to the groove that isn't there.

This is sad for an artiste who's past albums were always filled with very strong melodies. How is it that the recording execs think, such a snooze-inducing material would end up as Britney's, let alone a supposed big comeback effort?


So, suffice to say, this album is average at best. She's still more the circus than the album-sake.




2) Miss 'Fierce' Beyonce Knowles, has always been the drama-mama (ok, sista perhaps since she's not that old). And this new album , is none the different. Her two discs (even for the non-deluxe edition)are meant to seperate the ballads and the hip-and-grind tracks.

In the first disc, the ballads continue to show case her melismas as she wails her way in an attempt to seal her position right next to Whitney and Mariah (good luck with that) . With well sung tracks like 'If I Were a Boy', so far, so good. She's nontheless, more toned down like she intended for this album. So don't expect too much of the 'to the Left, to the left' spite.

For the second disc, it is evident that Beyonce cannot resist but to slip back to her usual manic-self. She continues to booty like no one can. Songs like 'Single Ladies' is almost a rip off from her previous album while songs like 'Diva' is but self-indulgent.

Overall, compared to Britney's, Beyonce's a very consistent and well thought out effort. Her reign as the #1 'it girl' seems unshaken if weary. Britney needs to buck up.

'Sasha' is a well-befitting effort that shows her growth as a legitimate talent.





3) Miss Aguilera is this generation's penultimate Big Voice as she roars louder than her petite frame would lead anyone to believe.

So raw is her belting that her angst can come off scary and you almost cringe at the possible vocal cord-damage she could well be inflicting upon herself . But who could blame her ? She tries her darnest.

All these years, she's seen the less talented Britney constantly atop of her and Beyonce , seemly 'destined' from the start to be the Queen of Dramatics, all of which should have been her's or part that of.

Still, there's no denying , Aguilera was nonetheless, never a small player. Almost it's biggest, in fact.

That said, with upstarts like Leona Lewis (who incidently also has a Deluxe edition of her hit album 'Spirit' out now) in the horizon to add to that growing list of would-be-competitors, it's little wonder that Aguilera is rapidly oiling her guns and showing to the world that she is Miss Perfection.

Yes, with a face seemingly carved by angels themselves, she's drop dead stunning. And yes of course, her voice is unmatced for sheer power and range.


This album, ' Keeps Getting Better' only proves it. Indeed, she does keep getting better from the lofty position that she already is.


***So now begs the big question. Who's album should you pound your bucks on?

Me thinks Beyonce's and Aguilera's.


If you still want Britney, get 'Blackout' instead.

Q

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

B in the Nude



Scary Spice Mel B has a great body. Total hotness, we know.


So, it's high time she puts it on the pedestal and let millions worship it for posterity.

(And earn a million bucks in the process. That, on top of what ever lucrative deals that'll follow. Not to mention a huge publicty stunt for her upcoming Peep Diva act in Las Vegas. )

So where's the Cash Cow mooing from, then?

By being on the cover and centrefold of Playboy magazine.

Mel B is keen to bare all in the explicit magazine.


The former Spice Girl recently revealed she had turned down two offers to appear in the publication but is starting to warm to the idea.



She said:
'I was offered Playboy last year and again a couple of months ago, and I did turn them down, but that's not to say I wouldn't consider it in the future. I have no problems walking around the house naked or anything.'

~MSN news

It will be interesting if her, ahem, bush, will be as , er, bushy as her Scary Spice hair. LMAO

Spicy. Scary. Sexy.


Q

Monday, December 1, 2008

In those Shoes?

Ellegirl webbie commented on fashion icon Victoria Beckham's adoration for the (very) high heel.


'VB must have bionic feet, because she wears heels ALL THE TIME and somehow still isn't crippled.'


Seriously, who expects this girl to stand and walk all day ?

Like the rest of the working class-world does?

This girl is a socialite and celebrity ; famous for being famous.

She hops from one red carpet to the next on a limo or a jet.



Who said anything about walking?

She can jolly well be on a platform and be loaded off while still in perfect pose.


The only time she covers any significant distance is when she's not even moving; on the threadmill at the gym. (And I'm sure she'd be in sensible running shoes,duh? )


So , no. The rest of the world can go crippled with prolonged high heel-wearing.

Miss Posh here can traverse both sides of the Atlantic perfectly on stilts not meant for walking.


Q... Life of the rich, famous and indulgent. Such bliss.

Talking Dirty



Britons may be tightening their belts to cope with the credit crunch, but their favourite free leisure activity involves whipping off their clothes, a new poll showed Monday.


However the overall figure disguised a stark difference between men and women, with female respondents preferring a good gossip to a good time between the sheets.

"During the credit crunch our famed British upper lip might not be as stiff as before but other parts still are,"
said Lisa Power

(Stiff? Which parts are stiff according to Mrs Austin Powers ? :p)


However, while 53 percent of men ranked sex as number one, only 21 percent of women put sex atop their list, with 28 percent saying they preferred gossiping with friends. ~MSN News

MEN .....



Q

I will Always Screw U?

Yes, Whitney will screw you, rumour mongers. Not Bobby Brown, no more.

Rumour has it that Whitney Houston's back with Bobby Brown.


And her publicist Nancy Seltzer, as always, is quick to come to her rescue. (Thank god! And she deserves a pay rise.)


Crack is wack. Bobby's wack.

C'mon peeps! Whitney took an agonizing 14 years to rid of him from her life.


Too long did he mess with her fame.


Whitney's dating again and her new album is out early next year.
So, screw you, she must be screaming.

And yes, when Whitney screams, every one listens.


Q .... 180 million albums later, sure we do.

Bright Mix


Was googling for a new cake mixer for I love baking but I can't be expected to bake unless I replace my old one that went epi on me a couple of months back. :-/

Then I stumbled upon this crazy Sunbeam Cake mixer.


It's maker just loves Neon.

Yeah, it looks great .

I love baking but I don't think I'm obsessed to the point that I'd need one that will allow me to secretly work at it in the dead of the night....


Q ... Well as our parents always said, MIX with the Brightest:0P


Check out more 'bright' ideas from this genius at:

http://flickr.com/photos/neon_lites/386077915/in/photostream/