Being Bobby Brown

Simon Cowell

says Bobby Brown tops his list of rudest stars.

The 'American Idol' judge loves discussing arrogant celebrities with his friends, adding he has a top 10 list of famous people he dislikes.

He explained: 'It's a great game, I always do this. Whenever we go out, I always say to people, whoever it is - drivers, stewardesses - I always ask, 'Who is the rudest person you've ever met?' We play it every time we go out to dinner and we've got a current top 10 and we always update every week.

Bobby Brown has literally been number one for six years.'

Q... Bad Boy Bobby Brown

Thank god Whitney left him.

Wannabe Whitney

She looks like her. God-damn looks like her!

And is even dating her own Mr. Brown and suffering , apparently, the same trashing-behind-closed-doors.

Now,

she wants to do what made Whitney the timeless superstar that she came to be.

Yes, Rihanna is to star in a remake of 'The Bodyguard'.

Or so says reports.

The 21-year-old pop star - whose boyfriend Chris Brown has been charged with felony assault and making criminal threats following his alleged assault on her - has reportedly been looking at various scripts in New York, including a remake of the hit 90s film which starred Whitney Houston and Kevin Costner.

A source told the New York Daily News newspaper: 'Before the situation with Chris, Rihanna was getting a lot of scripts. She has been wanting to do movies for a while now.'

If the film goes ahead, Rihanna's character will be a 'young and sexy take' on the popstar previously played by Whitney.

The Barbados-born beauty will star alongside 'GI Joe' actor Channing Tatum who will play her on-screen love interest.
~MSN News

Rihanna, seriously, as much as I am a huge fan of your dance-hall R&B-pop brandished with your signature reggae-fied vocoder vocals, you real-life Ananova you, whether you looking like Whitney's long lost younger sister or not, does not give your any veto-right to go all out to seal that deal.

C'mon, a Bodyguard sequel minus the signature voice-on-fire of Miss Houston, just don't cut it.

Image can only go that far , Miss Barbados.


Q ...Really.

Same Script Different Cast

Dear Mr. Brown...

Both women, successful, famous and rich beyond dreams. Yet one thing plagued them.


Whitney Houston has had a most illustrious music career with her slew of #1 hits (11, mind you), multiple awards won (a Guiness Book of record entry no less) and millions of records sold (almost 180 million albums, to be exact).

But when she married Bobby Brown, her personal and professional life took a dip.

She was a battered wife.

Look at Rihanna, today, the pop star whose career is upsurging with her own slew of hits and big selling records and whose image emulates Miss Houston , right down to the short cropped hair, the mega watt smile and androgyny and to a penchant of leather-and-fur wear, has her own domestic issues with another Mr. Brown, Chris Brown.

Both Mr. Browns are years younger then the 2 women, too.

The similarities are astounding.
And while the comparisions are flattering to Miss Barbados and rendering Miss Houston , relatable, it is also but a sad and embarassing parallel of seeing History repeat itself.

Rihanna, take a hard look yourself and think well.
It took Whitney 14 years to get out of the rut.

Q... it recalls Whitney's 2000 R&B hit song 'Same Script Different Cast' .

I will Always Screw U?

Yes, Whitney will screw you, rumour mongers. Not Bobby Brown, no more.

Rumour has it that Whitney Houston's back with Bobby Brown.

And her publicist Nancy Seltzer, as always, is quick to come to her rescue. (Thank god! And she deserves a pay rise.)

Crack is wack. Bobby's wack.

C'mon peeps! Whitney took an agonizing 14 years to rid of him from her life.


Too long did he mess with her fame.


Whitney's dating again and her new album is out early next year.
So, screw you, she must be screaming.

And yes, when Whitney screams, every one listens.


Q .... 180 million albums later, sure we do.

Loose Cannon?

I could be Real Nice and wish Miss Carey a happy and fulfilling marriage to Rapper/Actor Nick Cannon.

But I'd rather be Real.

I cannot condone the reality that this here is a possible tree-barker and skirt-chaser.

It's mighty tempting to marry a gorgeous and famous being like Mariah and if he grew up a huge fan (he is after all a full decade younger) , it's a bigger bonus.

Riding on her fame (and possibly wealth, too) is ...Priceless.

Just months before he 'hooked up' with Mariah, he was boink-ing and engaged to Supermodel Selita Ebanks.

She left the him for obvious reasons.

(Selita and Nick; happier times)
Big enough a hint to Miss Doggie Whistle, if it ain't already obvious right from the start.


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PS: Seriously, hasn't MC learn t from the epic fiasco of Whitney and Bobby?

Q

I hear Wedding Whistles & Cannons

Mariah Carey , the high-gloss diva, whose marriage to Tommy Mottola spear headed her legendary career, but also the one person which she would never not flinch when mentioning , is getting hitched again.

Nick Cannon, a singer-rapper-producer who did her recent Bye Bye music video proposed to her with a US$2.5 million 17-carat diamond ring. (Why won't he feed a small third-world country instead?).

She's marrying someone almost 10 years her junior.

Has she not learnt from Whitney's experiences with Bobby Brown?

"Oh no, Mimi, what has not big sista Nippy warned you about?..."

Q