Talk Show Divas are such A Drag

Tyra Banks

Wendy Williams

Now that Oprah has announced that her talk show is ending 2011, who's gonna fill her very big .... shoes, that is?

Tyra Banks, the Supermodel turned Talk show host-Media Mogul seems the eminent successor with sky rocketing viewership ratings and string of Emmy-wins.

Alas, there is Wendy Williams that is surely giving Banks some sleepless nights for sure.

Wendy, the famous radio personality and best selling author turned talk show host is seeing strong ratings as well.

Well, it's not hard to see why these two are battling their weaves out.

Their similarities are almost jarring.

>Both stand at 5' 10/11" (aka 'Monster girls') .

>Both have boobs big enough to eclipse Oprah's (and the tv screen) .

>Both have weaves so thick, you could get lost in there.

>And best of all, both are so drag-queen fabulous, it's like they are long-lost brothers, sorry, sisters I mean.

The Tyra Show confronts social issues mostly on top of celebrity interviews.

The Wendy Williams Show focuses mostly on celebrity gossip and interviews.

Well, the jury is out. And the public is lapping up just fine.

For me, Miss Former Victoria's Secrets will do. And only!

Q ... hmmm maybe a compromise ... Can someone get Supermodel 'Work' Rupaul on the phone now?

S-Pace : The Jet set family

When it comes to cars, the laws of physics ring loud and clear.

You want the physical foot print on the road to match King Kongs because you have a similarly sizeable apean family to lug around (or tug along) , you 'll have to sacrifice your thirst for the sleek , fast and furious.

Unless of course, you're earning a movie star's pay cheque (like the real King Kong) . There's always the Audi Q7, Mercedes R-Class, Land Rover Discovery, Lexus LX et al to choose from.

Where sheer brute force of their mega engines compensate their even bigger bodies at the expense of Gia.

The Toyota Fortuner and Hyundai Starex can lug around half a 1st World country as well but they too suffer from fast-food obesity all the same.

But for the rest of us mere mortals who earn only enough to feed our huge families (procreation and longevity aren't cheap), and still stubbornly want the compromise between space and pace, thank bullsh*t that 3 manufacturers have been listening to their Customer Service department (they mostly just pay people to sit there and nod).

The Subaru Exiga GT: Subaru's legendary symmetrical AWD system matched to its even more iconic turbo-charged engine for an astoundingly blistering performance that'll shame many a sports car whether on the straights or around the bends. The fastest and most road-capable MPV in the world. Amazing.


The Honda Odyssey : One the world's biggest selling premium MPVs because it's really a sports car masquerading as a people mover. Low slung and stealthy matched to Honda's legendary performance. Trully a Manga-hero translated to four wheels. Bullishly Fierce.


The Ford S-Max : European Car of the Year 2008, for a reason. Dynamic and sporty. Swoon-some.


With any of these three, the space and luxury afforded by their upper-mid market positioning is a given.

Their pace on the road , however, is a huge bonus.

Q ... Proving that space and pace can be done with less.

Facing Le Competizion

Something which I have and she doesn't . Balls. So don't try grabbing mine.

No Sweat.

Bring it on B*tch .

That position is mine. Not yours.

Get lost.

You think that you can just sashay in and micro manage your way to it?

No.

Coz you DONT HAVE WHAT IT TAKES.

So why don't you just QUIT.

And Step. Ha!

Balls 2 u .

Q



> Seriously, it's not even her niche. So why the bull dozing? You're not capable for it. F*ck off. Seriously.